I am going to start this off as saying that I am not a music producer, or a musical person. I don’t play instruments and I don’t makes songs, I can’t sing, although I do karaoke sometimes while drunk, where the song “I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany is my song of choice because it is the only song I remember the words to, don’t ask why, cuz I don’t know, maybe I was a gay man in the 80s who died of aids before being reincarnated into a 20 year old Mexican drunk, so my opinion strictly comes from a very ignorant place called my personal tastes and not from some academy of arts acceptance board like I was in the movie Flashdance and Leighton Meester and her halfway house gutter pussy that slept its way to the top, instead of on the street corner like everyone thought she would, impressing us by re-inventing the fucking wheel and producing something good, but I do know that this is typical bullshit generic garbage that every other crossover trash has tried and listening to it annoys me but knowing gossip girl fans everywhere will buy it actually makes me mad. The only good from this is that they will follow her lead and make sex tapes to get ahead, cuz the world may have enough shitty pop, but will never have enough amateur sex tapes of girls who think they are hot enough to be naked on cam.

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