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I like to think a huge part of the reason I have a site is because of celebrity sex tapes. I’ve never thought they were legit, but there was a time when this shit was semi-embarrassing for a celebrity to have leaked, but that was in a way different era than we’re in today and those celebrities in question were sluts you’d expect to film themselves fuck, you know one step or one decision away from being an actual pornstars to begin with, so shit just ended up working for them, but I know that after they succeeded the copycats surfaced. You know the people who figure they can get a little money and get a little more buzz no matter how irrelevant they are or how off the radar they are. It’s pretty much the uncreative way to get noticed.

That said, Shauna Sand and her male prostitute lookin for fame boytoy leaked / staged/ got paid to do a sex tape and the trailer hit the internet. There’s no way this wasn’t just Vivid’s way to get some exposure for little money off a whore who will pretend to sue them, when really is behind the whole productions, I mean the professional photoshopped pics were pretty much a giveaway….

None of that will ever make Shauna Sand naked okay. It will always be a scary fuckin’ thing and I just hope Vivid knew this before brokering the deal, because seriously, the only people who can get off to this monster are morticians and necrophiliacs and people not scared of disgusting looking vagina…..

This Shauna Sand shit is seriously disturbing. It is not fucking human. I am shocked and disgusted but I have fucked worse, so I’ve got no choice but to post this disaster….even though she’s nothing but a desperate whore nobody riding off her d-list husband’s d-list fame and a shitty stint with playboy…and this is the bottom of the barrel, or what I like to call yet another thing for her kids to develop drug addictions out of shame latter in life over, despite already knowing their mom is a worthless whore and this kind of attempt to get noticed is expected…..

To Watch the Trailer – I Strongly Advise Against It….
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Amber_Taylor

When you go to the Vivid site, it’s soooooooooooooooo obviously staged(it’s more apparent anyway). The professional looking pics & the perfect lighting? For an amateur sex tape?
Come on.

She’s such a piece of trash & I feel sorry for her kids…
yawn

do not want
Fernando Montes

hurrrrrrrrrrrrl.
Godfather Jawja

Not impressive at all.
imtheloserbehindyou

Hey Lohan are you taking notes? this is what you should be doing now, not making bad clothes.
If I actually had the money I think I would rather get the realdoll version of shauna, then deal with herself.
Jeremy

This is a hot bitch. You guys are a bunch of fags. Who cares if she is bat shit psycho..that comes with the territory.
brian P.

People talk so much shit, Look in the mirror at your fucking self and be honest… You see what most people look like ??? She’s not perfect but I bet most of you can’t get anyone even close. I date fashion models that are beautiful, but it’s cause I’m good looking too. Even when I go to the gym I don’t see many good looking people and those are the people that actually have some fucking motivation to help themselves. Stop talking shit about others to make yourselves feel better. Talking shit doesn’t burn calories…. and genetics isn’t the reason why you’re fat. Maybe it’s cause you’re lazy as shit and eat a fucked up diet???
http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

(720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it

(514): My math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!

(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else�s entertainment online.
Andrew

A $5 blow-up sex doll looks more realistic woman than this whore
m3

This bitch definitely knows what I’m talking about!! All you wannabe stars out there better follow this bitch’s lead. This is how stars are born!
de Cosmos

It’s not a sex tape!
LOL
It’s a porno.
I thought her boy toy was gay, and here he’s rogering her royally.
Goes to show what I fucking know.
luv2lickclit

Obviously you are all virgins in here because nobody has commented on how fuching loose that pussy is. Just look at her labia (pussy lips for you fags) that shit is hanging. Would still eat her out though and get down and dirty to have her come back.
Bob Smith

She’s the first girl I’ve seen in a sex tape that made me sorry I’ve ever had sex.

I was horny until I saw that tape, now I may just go to church to purge myself of these feelings.

She’s the anti-sex, she’s so hideous and unsexy, and disgusting.

She literally turned my stomach as I watched.

As to how she looks, if she didn’t have those ridiculous lip injections and ridiculous huge fake tits, she’s be cute. A little too skinny, but cute. She just looks like a clown.
Godfather Jawja

Ok, she is hot but in a bacterial infection way.
JWF

Show her banging a bunch of black guys. That would make it worth paying to see.
PsyKo

fake boobs are scary…
drunken pig

*Pig walks up to brianP and says..the only “fashion models you have “dated” left you with paper cuts….Pig then kicks the soapbox out from under brianP and pummels him repeatedly!!
brian P.

I highly doubt you could do shit to me drunken pig. You have to lie and try to say some lame ass joke to make yourself feel better while I can just speak the truth to make myself feel better. I know it must seem foreign to you that there are guys out there that girls throw themselves at… Cause you’re obviously a total loser. But hey talk all the shit you want while I have my choice of who I date and you have to dream about even talking to the girls in the mags. I was gonna talk shit, but god gave you what you deserve loser. I work so hard for all I have and who I am. You obviously haven’t done shit with your life. So next time when you look at your surroundings don’t feel bad… cause you earned it… thumbs up to you loser.
drunken pig

^^Oh I could do shit to you,not the kind you would like though,as Im not gay!! You are seriously delusional….now go back to your glory-hole and service your next customer/victim!!
D.A.W.

Zing LMAO
malcolm

brian P – you are a dick…thinking all that shit is fine, but putting it in print is way over the top. I agree with “paper cuts” guy……you most likely snap one off in front of a full length mirror coaching yourself on and telling yourself how hot you are…problem is you must surely have a really small dick, so it’s really not that good of a show
offofmymeds

why did the the P guy tell the world that? also this person looks grotesque, i’m sorry to to say.
brian P.

i never said shauna was beautiful, she’s just hotter than what most of you can get. It’s the truth. But drunken pig thanks for talking shit. I was gonna be lazy last night and stay home. But cause you irritated me i’m now gonna fuck this girl who is fucking beautiful, and guess what she’s a model. I know you don’t believe me, but ty. Lol she said I can fuck her when i see her next time. Oh and she said I was handsome etc. I know that’s hard for you to believe, but ty to all the losers now I got another girl cause you irritated me. DAMN I love life.
drunken pig

^^Your quite welcome,brianP….carefull with your mom’s sears catalog.You know how mad she got last year with the page’s all stuck together!! P.S- How was your day in the men’s washroom stall at K-MART?
brian P.

I was actually waiting for a better response than that. You come back with misspelled words and a joke that wasn’t even funny? And all your shit is made up. I’m just speaking the truth. You’re stupid. You deserve your life. Your life must really suck for you not to believe me. Why don’t you work hard to change your circumstances? Too lazy? Well then man up and understand you did that to yourself. Next time come up with a better response, have some originality, more entertainment value, but I guess you can’t do that cause you’re an imbecile… P.S. It’s not ‘your quite welcome’ it’s ‘you’re’. Learn basic English faggot.
Cunty Cuntall

My Nana’s a better root !
nunya

ugly ass cunt….looser than paris hilton crab ridden snatch
Muffins

Brian P = moralfag or most likely troll
cowbulls

Is it still sex if you don’t hit the sides?
luv2lickclit

Brian “Gay” P is like that other black asshole that was bragging on how much pussy he got. Fucking assholes come here and try to impress the other assholes with their bullshit lies. Brian P if you were getting as much pussy as you say you wouldn’t be in this kind of website. Most importantly you wouldn’t be coming back to see if someone replied you fucking asshole. Talk about not having a fucking life. You are clearly gay and just trying to get drunken pig’s dick in your mouth. I guess that’s the way you flirt. Since it’s obvious you’ve never been out of your grandma’s basement. Not mom’s basement cus she gave you away as soon as you came out of her womb looking like a gay fucking asshole!!!!!!!!
lifter

Wow, shes just another chic guys. I love this site, I lmao every time I read this shit.
Morgan

Yikes! Those are some seriously unsavory looking meat curtains!

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