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Yes. That joke is old and tired. Like me. Get it, I’m making reference to her tits because she’s holding actual pumpkins where her tits are. This is next level comedy, motherfuckers should start referring to me as Dane Cook with this caliber of shit. I am ashamed of myself and I’m going to go drink the pain away, because I don’t drink to forget, I drink to remember to drink more. If that makes any fucking sense…..cuz I know it don’t make dollars.

I don’t even know who Cheryl Burke is…..I am bad at this game.

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drunken pig

Me either,but than again im on my second bottle…..and thinking about defiling her….maby brooke burkes little sister??
Fuckstick

this cutie pie lil sack of cunt really turns me on , I get a rock hard boner thinking of her purty lil yap buried in my pubic hair and my shaft in her throat , plenty of slobber and smeared make up , of course . I’d fuck her cute lil 1/2 phillipino face like a pent up bull fucks a fat cow , hard and fast and I’d cum twice as much as a bull and she’ll greedily lap it up , if she knows whats good for her ( MY SEMEN ) .
http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

(720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it

(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!

(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else�s entertainment online.

Cheryl Burke and Her Pumpkins of the Day