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Lindsay Lohan and her Sloppy Dyke Tits Go Shopping of the Day

Recent fashion designer, chronic piece of garbage was out in NYC shopping, because that’s what she does, and she looked like fucking shit.

The end is probably near for Lohan, and the only excitement she’s brought us with the last year or so has been boring lesbian fights, staged house robberies, and pretty much no fucking pussy.

Lohan…Bring your pussy back. We know that you may be dying on the inside both physically and emotionally, but that damaged pussy is still barely alive and kickin’, ready to be let out of your damp, dirty expensive panties so stop keeping that shriveled flesh wound to yourself and get out of a car in a short skirt with no underwear, because there is a time we won’t be able to stomach lookin at that shit and you’ll have to retire it for good, but that time isn’t today.

You look like a cheap piece of shit whore, start acting like one and sort it the fuck out you sloppy tit HIV positive lookin’ ex-celebrity addict.

Pics via Bauer and PacificCoastNews and Fame

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    (613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

    (720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it

    (608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

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  • Hunk Golden

    That saleswoman is banging. Why are we even paying attention to the other one?

  • Volfie

    Is that who that was, the saleswoman? I was hoping it her new lover, cause that british Dj chick is not doing it for me. But the saleswoman is indeed banging. :)

  • Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD

    Lohan is a talented fashion designer, she knows everything about fancy clothes and what not. Ha ha just kidding, she an ignorant slut who should be shopping for caskets cuz she looks like death is imminent.

  • Imtheloserbehindyou

    I wonder how much money mom and dad have quietly taken from her over the years to feed their own drug and drinking habits.
    Hey Jesus give it a few more years when shes down and out and you can be her pimp until she dies from a meth overdose.
    I agree with the people above me that sales lady needs more attention from hollywood or at least hustler.

  • Charon the Boatman

    $5 it’s a Speedball before Winter’s over.

  • drunken pig

    ^^ I’ll see your $5 and raise..cocktail of vodka/redbull,oxycontin,semen!!






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