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Katy Perry was out having a lazy workout, because she’s a lazy girl, and the proof is in her shitty body.

I don’t know what possessed her to wear shorts that make her look like she’s in an adult diaper like the lazy bitch she is, who is too lazy to get off her ass to walk to the fucking bathroom and take a fuckin’ shit cuz it’s too much work for her, but the reality is that some of you probably like it, because you have no taste and you live in a town where everyday girls are 300 pounds thanks to America’s freedom to eat all the toxic foods you motherfuckers eat.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m fat too, but I that it is strictly because of years of hard drinking and not because of eating twinkies and that’s got nothing to do with Katy Perry or her attempt at basketball before stopping and grabbing a bagel in attempts to not burn more calories than she eats, because that’s how lazy people work and you don’t want to set that balance off, cuz look how far it’s got her…..

Pics via Bauer

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MrSatyre

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drunken pig

Uh dude,you’ve gone overboard,no really(and I regularly stand up for you)
You,me,and ANY other hetro guy;would DRILL that till either of us could not walk!!
Patch

You are either blind, an idiot, gay, or retarded. Katy Perry is not ugly or fat, not even close. She has one of the best pairs of tits I’ve ever seen and the rest of her body is easily above average. I mean look at that camel toe. It’s pretty amateur that you didn’t include a close-up of that or a picture we could zoom on. Come one, how hard is it to understand the mind of a perverted celeb porn blog reader? Why don’t you just keep using your unnecessary vulgarities and bullshit drug stoires to draw attention to your ramblings, rather than ripping on hot girls who on their worst day out class the best-looking girl you’ve ever talked to.
Nathaniel G Elam

Um, what planet are you from that you think that’s a shitty body?

Are you stupid?
anony

Oh, relax about her, Jesus. She actually looks like a normal person in these pics. No goofy outfit or two tons of makeup.
She’s not an unattractive woman.
She just tries too hard sometimes.
It’s not like she’s Lady Gaga, who you should never let up on.