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Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Look Like Lindsay Lohan of the Day

Lindsay Lohan looks different. I’m not sure what happened to her. Maybe this is a wax figure of her, or a stand-in because she would rather be at home watching The Biggest Loser, or maybe this is some artist rendition of her like you see done for missing people from the 80s so you know what they would look like today but there’s no fucking way this is a 23 year old girl, I know 23 year old girls and this shit is not what they look like. I get the whole growing up before her time being in Hollywood and cracking under the pressure of everyone watching her every move, but this isn’t fuckin’ human.

I would still serve her soup in a long cabin in the woods as she recovers from whatever disease this is, because she either needs to get her shit together, or I’ll be trying to sneak into her funeral home late at night to be the last man to grab her tit and play with her pussy before they cremate her.

Sort it the fuck out woman….

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  • http://twitter.com/MadamMeow MadamMeow

    She needs to darken that hair STAT. Lesbians aren’t going to want to get with that as is.

  • drunken pig

    Knock knock knocking on heavens door!!…kinda looks like sharon stone

  • Danny

    drugs: its whats for dinner. breakfast. lunch as well.

  • roscoe

    something is rotten in Denmark

  • Sookie

    Bitch is beat….then again of diet of nothing but cocaine, red bull, vodka and adderall for over five years straight will do that.

  • Imtheloserbehindyou

    Look at what those drugs have done to her legs. Looks like the legs of a fifty year old. Thank goodness ill be too high to feel them wraped around my head.

  • Satan666

    “Bitch is beat….then again of diet of nothing but cocaine, red bull, vodka and adderall for over five years straight will do that.”

    fuck you… wait, you’re not talking about me?

  • Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD

    She looks the same. She looks like shit. Not news….

  • http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

    (608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

    (610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device” Win?

    (613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

    (740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

    (MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.

  • drunken pig

    TEXT I swear im gonna KILL YOU!!






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