I think life is more entertaining with drunks and addicts cuz they are funny and just don’t give a fuck. Sure they usually stink, but who am I kidding, I fucking stink too. I have been drunk and got crackhead chicks to show me their pussies for a few bucks, I have had crackhead dudes drop their pants, and the ultimate crackhead moment, other than the numerous crackheads I’ve had sex with, or accidentally eaten out, was when a crackhead wanted to have a dick size competition with a friend of mine, using 3 hot chicks leaving the club as the judges, only to pull out a huge dirty erection and chase one of the girls into a back alley….I never found out what happened to her, because I went home but I am sure it ended in HIV transmission.

That said, here’s some crack head channeling the ghost of Michael Jackson thru song, which is better than this guy I know who channels Michael Jackson thru molesting little kids, or me who channels Michael Jackson thru masturbation, because sometimes, when I touch myself, I like to feel like the star of the show and all these dead celebs are watching me in amazement, sure it’s weird, but Estelle Getty, Patrick Swayze, Aaron Spelling and Anna Nicole Smith really knows how to make me cum…..

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