I am confused. If Gisele is really a man, like her Brazilian “known for trannies” roots, her hard face, the fact Leonardo DiCaprio dated her, would imply, then why is she walking around with a pregnancy belly and outty belly button like she’s ready to fuckin’ pop. Is this some movie-magic prop she stuffs in her shirt every morning, because she has settled down and wants to raise a family, but knows she needs to pretend the baby is hers for perpetuate the lie that she actually has lady parts to avoid persecution by the public who frown on tranny parents, or maybe she is actually a woman and all those people who called her a dude were just lying and jealous of her success or wishful thinking because jerking off to actual women in lingerie wasn’t as exciting to them, and I’m no gyno so I can’t tell you what’s going on here, but I will say nothing in the entertainment world is what it seems…..

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