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Looks like Jessica Simpson was up to no good on her recent trip to India…like she shoved her hand up some Slumdog Millionaire ass because she came back all stained the fuck up. In her defense, she can’t land a man to marry her again, or have a family with her here, and her time is running out. All the cock around her has shriveled up just as fast as her career, so she went on some spiritual jouney to find out why and how she could change her destiny. Unfortunately for her, instead of meeting some high priest or expert at the top of a mountain, she asked some pervert she met on the street and motherfucker took advantage of the situation by makin her dig deep within him for answers….these pics are of the aftermath….

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http://twitter.com/MadamMeow MadamMeow

Yuck, a lady that works at a Dunkin Donuts I go to has that tattoo. Before I realized it was a tattoo, I had to throw out my breakfast cause at first glance, I thought she had a fucked up skin disease.
HorneyLohanWanker

I would pay good money for Ms. Simpson to fist me in the ass. I would throw in some extra coin if she would finish it with a reach around.
spankbankrobber

Shes so deep.She undertsnads their culture.

Id love to cum on her face, and choke her, cody lane style
drunken pig

I want to fuck her ass while her jugs slap around!!
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(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered �Simba�

(610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message �attachment was much too large to be sent to your device� Win?

(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

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