The nice thing about life is that a lot of times what goes around comes around. It would explain why I have a miserable life after putting alot of people I’ve come in contact with thru hell and it probably also explains why a lonely Sienna Miller is crying in the street like an emotional wreck, because she’s clearly as not hard and unaffected like an emotionless asshole like me.
So when I see a homewrecking cunt who decided one day that everything in life should belong to her, revlove around her and be about her because she views the world from a “Me” perspective, where everyone else in the world are just here to accommodate “Me” and should worship “Me” because “Me” is the center of existance, so even something that belongs to someone else by default should belong to her, and that other person’s emotions don’t even cross her self-absorbed mind, the only thing that does cross her mind is her greed and disgusting grabby hands feeding her emptiness , other people’s emotions just get in the way of the selfish quest, it feels nice to see them broken the fuck down, sad and alone, like their ugly selves deserve because they’ve been disgusting people for so long….and having a meltdown on the street with strangers is a good sign that they are really at the edge, so I’m just hoping her career has taken a nose dive too because that way I can really put Sienna Miller on Drunkenstepfather Suicide watch…This is all very exciting too bad she looks like shit and isn’t naked while riding out this mental health crisis….
Here are some pictures of an unfortunate case of being too clever for the paparazzi to snap off shots of your panties or pussy because we live in a generation where everyone, even everyday girls know that if they get out of a car in a short skirt casually, without their guard up, after a few too many drinks, the people around them are going to get a flash, and they don’t have pervert camera guys all up on them, meaning Ginger Spice isn’t really that clever at all and I guess the fact that the shot was missed is good news because I don’t really care to see what meat she’s packin, not that I turn down any vagina or look away when faced with any vagina but there are just some vaginas probably better left underwraps that I tend to not think about unless it is pretty much force fed to me….and here are the boring pics cuz I have nothing better to do than write about a fucking Spice Girl ten years after the Spice Girls….
I am assuming that the paparazzi were called by Victoria’s Secret to get some “behind the scenes”, seemingly leaked, pictures of Ambrosio in her bikini photoshoot, because that’s just how sneaky marketing people who know there is a big televised fashion show to promote before Christmas tend to be, so that explains all the Victoria’s Secret shit released the last few days and it is really possible that these are photoshopped to ensure no imperfections make it out to the public prior to pretending the pictures were “leaked”, but I have a feeling that this is really what we’re dealing with in terms of Ambrosio’s recent pregnancy body and it is pretty spectacular, but in defense to my theories on how babies destroy women and their bodies, the real bulk of the damage is probably hidden in those bikini bottoms and the second she undresses the motherfuckin’ thing looks like a mutated, devastated, cancerous fleshy mess like Chernobyl after the nuclear meldown…but try not to think about that when lookin’ at these pics, it kinda kills the mood and takes away to the goodness that is this Brazilian ass….
I guess these pictures kinda speak for themself. You know a classic masculine figure showing off the skills he developed when he was just starting out in entertainment many decades ago to land his first jobs, something he’s mastered over the years cuz once you go homo you stay homo, even if your married and seemingly straight to the public, but in his defense he is an actor and there aint nothing hetero in that, since real men get real jobs like in construction and shit, not reciting lines in front of the mirror wondering if they look good and believable or not and I am posting these for the one faggot who reads the site and for the record, I am proud to say he’s a legit faggot who actually is HIV positive and fucking authentic and not one of those phony faggots who listens to Lady Gaga and acts the way he thinks a faggot is supposed to act cuz shit is trendy now. I guess I am also posting it for you closet cases who are bored of watching porn and want to switch it up and since Clint Eastwood is an icon you will never meet, it doesn’t make you feel as gay as when you pop boners watching your homies eating popsicles on hot summer days…..
I figured out what I hate about Katy Perry and it is going to sound weird….I hate the way Katy Perry walks. I’ve seen her walk around her stage, I’ve seen her walk around in pictures and she constantly looks like she shit her pants and is embarrassed, it’s like on some lazy slobby kick that explains why her hips and ass are so fucking sloppy lookin and it is the shit that is going to make her balloon to 250 pounds the second the world comes to their senses and she stops performing….
For the perverts who can’t get enough of the SI Swimsuit Edition because hot models in bikinis is important to them – SI has gone out and published a book featuring behind unpublished pictures…..
With more than 250 photographs and behind-the-scenes images, Swimsuit Portfolio: The Explorers Edition offers an exclusive tour with models and photographers seeking adventure in the world’s most luscious locales.
I guess it is for the real fans who probably don’t get laid very often because owning this kind of book is not really conduscive to getting laid, or to being someone with a passion for the art of the bikini design, but more a passion for a hot body in a bikini….but the good news is that you can always pass it off as a gift you got from a cousin, brother, friend, or whoever and when your new girl finds it, it is far less embarrassing and easier to explain than scat porn, midget porn, tranny porn or all the other weird porn out there…they may find it refreshing that you aren’t a sexual deviant..
Tyra Banks brought out her tits for Halloween when pretending to be fellow fat chick Kim Kardashian, which wasn’t much of a costume and more of a really bad impression you’d expect at some gay club drag show, and the whole thing is pretty boring, except for when Tyra gets all tangled up in the cardboard cutouts of the other sisters, and that’s only because watching a bitch struggle while keeping a smile on her face makes for harmless S & M fetishes. It’s when the tears and screams for help or when a bitch stops breathing come into the mix when you know you’ve gone too far…not that I like violence and sex or pain and sex or even aggression towards women, but I do like seeing someone like Tyra who thinks she’s the fucking ultimate becaue her mom encouraged her too much fuck up.
It’s no secret that Tila Tequila is addicted to her computer and the internet. I like to think it is because the internet is what gave her a fake celebrity back when the suits at big media and entertainment companies were trying to tap into the internet and used the same logic they used their entire careers that the number of fans you have, or people who know about you, the more marketable your product is, when the reality is that on the internet, you can trick people into thinking you have a lot of fans and just because a motherfucker decided to accept you on myspace because you have a series of really slutty pictures it doesn’t mean they will buy your shit. So now that she’s got nothing going for her and her moment in the spotlight is clearly over and done with, she’s gone back to one on one interaction with the people, hoping for another run that I am pretty sure will never fucking happen because I like to think the execs realize that people on the internet are bored and willing to click on pretty much anything, all they have to do is check her ustream videos that only get 7,000 views and she gets fucking naked in the shit…just proving her ship has sank and that makes me fucking happy…
Here she is with her fake useless tits…unfortunately with smartphone technology, bitch can bring twitter anywhere she goes….
Abigail Clancy is some UK cokehead who was dating a footballer and who claims to be a lingerie model but I’ve never really heard much about her and I don’t really know much about her and I don’t really have anything to say about her other than that here she is dressed like a discoball and she isn’t wearing a bra because everyone knows that discoballs don’t wear bras and she likes to keep things authentic and by authentic I mean she likes to do anything for publicity, attention, fame and money…and it works for me….
I am not sure if constipation is something older women have to deal with when they are going thru menopause, because the whole menopause thing, or what I like to call a woman’s transformation from woman to man, is not something I really like, except when having sex with older women who would otherwise be the needy bitch you fear flips the used condom inside out to get pregnant with your baby, because they can’t get pregnant anymore.
And I am not sure if this stomach issue has something to do with her hepatitis or her uterus on some kind of revolt from all the dirty cock it’s had to taste.
I am sure that Pam Anderson is too old to be dressin’ sexy. It’s really at the point of sad and desperate and sure sad and desperate women are the key to a lot of our sex lives, it’s kinda depressing to see, provided you aren’t already at rock bottom.
It is time for her to hang up her weathered labia and trashy lingerie credit card to focus on her kids and normal shit 45 year old women deal with…
And now for a costume change…here are some more pics of Pam Anderson showing off her Gunt, also known as her FUPA, also known as her Menopausal Panty Pillow, also known as her muff gut, also knows as her too old to be eating out…..and too old to be wearing tight clothes!
I just woke up because it is Halloweeen and the inner frat boy in me was looking for sluts all night, but no one was dressed up at the bar was at, it was filled with poor, old, lonely, depressing people and I was too lazy to make a move, so I ended up getting wasted enough to think the female cop who woke me up from the park I was passed out in at 4 am was just a college girl dressed like a dirty cop. She was nice enough to not arrest me and give me a lift home, and here I am today….
This video is of some old people battling in the Ukraine and it reminds me of what my body feels like right now…a serious fucking disaster and based on what I left int he toilet just 5 minutes ago , it’s like my intestines are dressing up for halloween too, as a rotting murder victim….
I think I have H1N1, not because I want attention, but because I feel like death. If you’re lucky I will die tonight, if I’m lucky this is just in my head because I’m a pussy with nothing better to do that wonder what various diseases I have. I’ll write better shit when I feel better because I am too weak to get mad and internet battle people, so until then….Here are my stepLINKS…
The Hot Dripping Vagina on Battlestar Galactica GO
More Victoria’s Secret photoshoot pictures are being leaked to the internet because I guess it’s good free publicity and I’m not complaining because pussy on the beach whether famous models or not, whether getting paid or not is still pussy on the fucking beach so even if it is a recent mother and the pics aren’t all that hot, it’s still better than looking at pictures of my wife, but then again even the worst possible thing in the world you could think of is better than looking at my wife, because pictures of her are a reminder of how much of a fuck up I am and I already know that already so I prefer to not be reminded….
Here are some of the pigs they hire to work the photoshoots who are paid to make the models feel good about themselves, like the hot chick with 4 fat friends you see at the bar, you know the fat friends who pretty much manage them and cockblock you from getting up in them, because they decide to take a liking to you and tell the hot one you want to fuck to leave you for them, because they never get guys and it is not fair, not that you had a chance with the hot one, but sometimes rejection is better than bringing desperate second rate shit home to fuck…not that I’d know…since all I get is shit…
Want to know what is worse than being Annalynne McCord….being her bottom feeding sister who’s celebrity relies heavily on Annalynne McCord’s low and useless level of fame….Seriously, this coat tail rider is a fucking joke and even more useless than someone who I deemed to be at pretty much the bottom of the fucking foodchain in Hollywood and here she is dressed like Marilyn Monroe, because it is Halloween this weekend, in case you haven’t seen annoying people already dressed up, milking the holliday as hard as their frat boy asses can…something way less annoying than the paparazzi who cared enough about this Angel McCord trash to release these pictures….
I never really cared for Miranda Kerr. I actually told myself I wouldn’t give her wide face any love when she first came out because I am tired of Victoria’s Secret owning the rights to all the hot pussy in modeling and I am tired of everyone obsessing over the pussy they own. So for a while, I’d look at her with hate…refusing to get sucked into her and focusing on every single flaw I could find, but as time went on, I dropped my guard and looking at her became a sexual experience, her face a canvas for my semen, her body thin and tight and I couldn’t see her for the corporate tool that she really is, like a decorative fuckin’ store shelf, or a discount card or whatever othershit companies do to sucker a motherfucker into buying shit they don’t need, because she’s the corporate tool I want to fuck who probably feels better to fuck than a shelf…..
