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Archive for November, 2009

stepLINKS of the Day

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Here are my stepLINKS. I’ve decided I am deathly allergic to UV, all foods, alcohol and water. I’m am not a doctor but it is the only prognosis that makes sense. I figure that I won’t make it thru the night, but if I do, I’ll be back…if this is my last post, use it as my legacy. Frame it and put it on your wall. Submit it to your local museums and make it my epitaph….or you can just click on my motherfucker links ya bunch of yahoos.

Star Gazing With Nathan Jordan
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This Tiger Woods Potential-Affair-Domestic-Dispute-Car-Crash Thing is Getting Interesting if you like asian black white men who play golf
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So Here’s What She Was REALLY Thinking – VIDEO
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Because I Can Only Assume You Weekend Was Just As Horrible as Mine Was
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This Just In: Nick Hogan Is Still a Fucking Idiot
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Leona Lewis is Almost See Through, But Smokin’ Hot Regardless
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A Day Out At The Gym – VIDEO
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I Love a Good Office Prank
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Nicky Hilton Had a Panty Upskirt
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Cindy Crawford/Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Shots
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David Hasslehoff’s Ex-Wife is Just as Awesome As He Is, and By Awesome, I Mean Drunk
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Some AWESOME Food Pranks – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Rihanna Talks About Big Dicks and Masterbating
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fuck Me Miranda Kerr is Hott
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I Resent The Fact That Jennifer Aniston is a Millionaire But Wears Ripped Clothes
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I’m Really Diggin’ Katherine McPhee And Her Blonde Hair
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Sasha Grey And FHM – VIDEO
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Call Her a Golddigger is You Want, But Bitch is Getting PAID
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Zoe and Tracy Have a Sleepover
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What Is With These Freaks Injecting Their Muscles? – VIDEO
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Bitch Gets Attacked By an Ass Fucking Robot
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Helen Lindes is in Lingerie
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Gotta Love Some Beach Boobs
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Megan Fox Wishes She Was As Hot As Jenna Dewan
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Joanna Krupa Has Got a Tight Ass
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Miriam is Busty
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She’s Gotta Pass the Time Alone Somehow – VIDEO
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Taylor Momsen Has the Junkie Halo All Over Her
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A Bunch of Dumb Sluts in Various Stages of Naked
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Brooke and Tiffany Get It On
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Mia is a Cutie
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Yet Another Big Brother Slut Showing Off Her Goods
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Katie Holmes Doesn’t Look Like a Zombie For Once
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Man I LOVE South Park
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He’s Hung Like…Bart Simpson?
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SomeSlut On MTV is Flashing Her Tits
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10 Things From Your Twenties You’ll Regret When You’re Forty
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Okay This MAY Possibly Be the Best Kitten Video EVER
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Shop Naked, Get Free Food!
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FORMER WWE DIVA BOBBI BILLARD HAS THE WORLD’S MOST BOUNTIFUL TITS!
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Drunk College Girl Pisses Herself on Video of the Day

Monday, November 30th, 2009

I love when drunk chicks piss themselves, I love when they take pictures and videotape the shit even more. It feels like I am in the room with them with a boner, knowing they are ripe enough for the raping.

There are a whole lot of these online, it is a fetish, this just happens to be one of the better one.

Some Beth Ditto and Fatter than Ever for the Perverts of the Day

Monday, November 30th, 2009

This bitch can’t live forever, she’s too fat. So take in this sexy while you still can. Look at the way she opens her mouth trying to eat the mic because she’s got an eating disorder that makes her eat everything in fucking sight, or look and her legs that are so malleable that you can easily make a vagina in her cellulite fat welts. See I’ve got a fat wife, pretty much this fat and there’s nothing hot about the shit, but for some reason some people dig this fat chick thing, maybe cuz they can’t run, maybe cuz they’re like a bouncy castle you see at community events, maybe its because they are a limited commitment because they will die sooner than later, but I think the whole thing is sick, even though I’m morbidly obese on paper, but that’s more socially acceptable, since I have a penis….something I’d be scared to see Beth Ditto getting….

Pics via Fame

Ivana Trump in an Old Slut of the Day

Monday, November 30th, 2009

It’s unfortunate that Ivana’s daughter Ivanka didn’t inherit any of her mother’s love for life and by love for life, I mean sluttiness and ability to use her pussy to get what she wanted. She’s wild at 60 and was very wild when sleeping her way into money, all while Ivanka who was born into money is some boring, conservative, turtle-neck wearing, uptight cunt who pisses me off every time I see her in interview with her titties all strapped the fuck down like some kind of lesbian trying to make it in a man’s world. It is even worse when I know her mother is out flashing her pussy like it’s some kind of puppet and the paparazzi are a group of kids at a fuckin birthday party even now…making me only assume she was totally fucking wild when she was Ivanka’s age. I guess this is just another example of how money ruins people.

Pics via Fame

Summer Glau in Her Short Skirt of the Day

Monday, November 30th, 2009

I have no idea who Summer Glau is and I really have no idea why I am posting these pictures. I know she’s not in a fucking bikini or in her underwear or flashing her panties, pussy or fucking tities. She’s not even showing a little ass crack. She’s just walking down the fucking street with some dude….and I took the time to upload this shit to my site like it was news….but maybe it was some message from above like some ESP shit, telling me that I need to do this for some reason…maybe cuz she’s gonna be in a horrible accident or become relevant, or maybe it’s just because she was on some shitty TV show that only virgins watched, since I only have virgin readers…unfortunately not the kind of virgins I want to pay to pop…but the kind of virgin who can’t get a job cuz they are too busy polishing their action figures, masturbating and hanging out on the internet in their mom’s basement….

Pics via Fame

Brody Jenner’s Mom is a Whore of the Day

Monday, November 30th, 2009

There comes a time in every woman’s life when she needs to let the fuck go and stop trying. The last drop of sex appeal dripped off her pussy years ago and now she is nothing but a dried up wasteland, but for some reason she just can’t accept that shit and sit back start knitting, you know letting her life leave the superficial, vain bullshit she’s been a part of for so long, Maybe her body brought her the good life years ago, back when she was nothing but an Olympic athlete groupie and not a piece of shit that was left in the sun too long to slowly rot and weather, and the real creepy thing in all this is that I’d totally go down on her for an hour at a time without fuckin’ question….and that weakness makes me hate myself more than I already do….

Pics via Fame

The Pussy Colin Farrell Knocked Up of the Day

Monday, November 30th, 2009

So Colin Farrell knocked up a bitch with a crazy name Alicja Bachleda-Curus out of wedlock and now he has to pretend he likes her or even loves her because he wants to do right this time around since he’s decided he doesn’t want to feel the guilt he feels from wanting nothing to do with his other illegitimate kids, but in his defense, he was at the peak of his career back when those other kids came out of the woodwork and totally got in the way of his drinking, drugs and fucking all kinds of women cuz they all though he was the hottest thing in Hollywood.

And here’s some Spy Cam Creeper Pics…..

Pics via Fame

Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day

Monday, November 30th, 2009

I know Ambrosio had a baby over a year ago, but she seriously bounced the fuck back. I get that we have no idea what kind of damage the baby actually did to the parts that count, like her vagina and whether fucking her is like fucking a plastic grocery bag, not quite as tightly wrapped as needed to stay fresh, but her body is fucking solid and here she is in some Magazine, because apparently people still read magazines, despite the whole internet thing, probably because cleaning cum off your computer screen is a lot worse and leaves more damage than cumming on a magazine page, taking a picture of it, and putting it on the internet for those weird cumming on model picture fetish sites, before throwing it away, or licking it clean, cuz you don’t believe in waste and because you’re weird like that……and here are the pics.

Keeley Hazell Showing Off Some Tits of the Day

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Here’s some natural looking tits on UK Glamor Model Keeley Hazell for some magazine in the UK that is less uptight than the magazines we have here, because naked tits shouldn’t be considered porn, but for some reason the conservative Christian Americans think it is, maybe because they are old school and like doing what they are told by their bibles, or maybe because they just think this is how the world should operate, while fucking their assistant up the ass in the supply room at his office, because no one is fucking wholesome in this world and the more we repress the shit, the more likely we will end up in jail as child molestors, kiddie pornographer, rapists or dying of fucking AIDS. Let it go people. Tits aren’t bad….unless they are implants, which Keeley Hazell despite her career choice has decided not to get, making these tits a fucking rarity, cuz whores, for the most part think implants are the only way to get paid….even though every guy I know hate the shit….

Either way here are her tits…

Carmen Electra’s Sex Tape was an AD of the Dat

Monday, November 30th, 2009

So there was a Carmen Electra sex tape that hit a few weeks ago. It was pretty clear the shit was a publicity stunt, it just wasn’t obvious what the shit was a publicity stunt for. You know she was a Playboy whore who showed her naked pussy to establish a career, so it was only natural for her to whore herself as her career slowly comes to an end. Unfortunately, it was just a viral ad for the internet to generate some buzz for some fashion designer, and not a publicity stunt to get her a reality show or her own line of perfume like she was Paris Hilton, so there’s no pussy penetration, just some strategically shot bullshit to look like it’s more relevant than it actually is.

Vanessa Minnillo with Nick Lachey in her Bikini of the Day

Monday, November 30th, 2009

I am not posting these pictures of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey pictures because they were broken up and now they are together on Valentines day like some kind of fucking romance comedy about the fucking holidays because their lives are that fucking cliche thanks to uncreative PR people who used all they had on the pictures of them fucking in a hot tube in Mexico a few years back. I am posting them because she is in her bikini and I like bikinis, especially when they are on girls or were on girls at least once in their careers. It makes cumming easier unlike Vanessa Minnillo, who just doesn’t have what she had when she was younger and she shouldn’t take it to heart, it’s kinda what happens to bitches as they age.

Pics via Bauer

Taylor Swift Dirty Edit of the Day

Monday, November 30th, 2009

I respect the effort that went into this video and I felt bad that only a few hundred people saw it. I figured anything that edits Taylor Swifts word into taking about anal is something I should support, while whoever was sitting there editing this shit so it sounds seamless is someone I hope to never meet, only because it’s a weird fucking hobby that makes me uncomfortable, even if it was for some radio station no one cares about. It is like the guy who emails me fake celebrity nude pics he makes in photoshop only the multimedia version…..either way….you will like this…it will lighten your day and you will email it to friends,

stepLINKS of the Day

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

I think I have posted this picture before – it’s come to the point in my life where they all look the same…I guess the same could be said about everything on this site….you know like its fucking groundhog day…but who really gives a fuck….I’m still doin it….It’s almost like marriage….everyday the same fucking pussy over and over and over even though shit is just getting older and ranker…never tighter or nicer….and if you’re lucky you hire a hooker or two to make shit tolerable….think of me as your wife and you gay porn sites as your hooker….you closet case motherfucker….I know this doesn’t make sense…but visualize it baby…if you do channel it proper…shit’s genius to retards….

Ps. I am drunk and surprised I’ve never sabotaged my site while drunk in the past, since I seem to sabotage everything else in my life and everyone I’ve ever known…..Good times…..

Here are my links….

Danielle Lloyd and Her Tits Are Better Than a Thanksgiving Turkey
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Seriously Katie Price is an Indecisive Cunt
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Because It’s Thanksgiving and I Know You Got Some Time to Kill
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The Vampire Dad From Twilight Gets to Bang Jenny Garth on a Daily Basis
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5 Amazing Star Wars Related Status Updates
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Which NFL Star Will Be Arrested Next
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Lady GaGa and a Sort of Nip Slip on Leno
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Jessica Biel May Be Hot But She is an Idiot Who Needs to Shut Her Mouth
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25 Awesome Cubicle Pranks
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Tiger Woods Was In a Car Crash
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David Beckham and Brad Pitt Are Getting Fucked Over By These Idiots In Dubai
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Dita Von Tease is Just Doing What She Does
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Hey David Hasslehoff, When You’re an Alcoholic It’s Not Called A Seizure, It’s Called The Shakes
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Arsenio Hall Says Paula Abdule is NOt Only Funny, But Also Great in Bed
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Bikini Car Washes are Always Awesome
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How Are We Supposed to Pay Attention With All These Naked Lesbians Around Here
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Cheating Girl Gets Dumped – VIDEO
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Cody is a God Who Works More Than My Wife Does
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Lonely Blonde is Rubbing One Outs
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Jayden Cole and The Fucking Machines
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Yeah Fck the British and Their Stupid Guards
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jesssica Valentino is a Whole Lot of Woman
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SHE’S MILEY FUCKING CYRUS
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Jessica Alba is Wearing Fishnets
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An Amateur And Her Stripshow
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I’d Like to Introduce You to Monica
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Rihanna Bondage Throwback
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Drunk Sluts and Their Massive Tits
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Balwinder Singh, Rookie American – A hipster rekindles his love affair with America with the help of an angry cab driver
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Lucky Lesbians Eva Nicole and Hayley Jayde
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Ahhhh Gisele…
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Now That’s a Tight Ass!
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Demotivational Mayhem: 226 Demotivational Posters Demotivational Mayhem: 226 Demotivational Posters
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Sunny Leone is Fine By Me
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Bar Refaeli – Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit 2010
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Bitch Fight in the Laundry Mat – VIDEO
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Lunch Meat Anyone?
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Sherlock Holmes + 7-11 = Wait…What?
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Watch This Slut Get Her Pussy Waxed
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I Can’t Fucking Juggle, Can You? – VIDEO
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Yeah, I’d Bang Nancy Reagan.
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DENISE MILANI’S BOOBS ARE SIMPLY FUCKIN’ HUGE!
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World’s Tallest Bikini Model of the Day

Friday, November 27th, 2009

I just came across this video today, I am sure it is old, but it is pretty fucking weird, especially when you see this 7 foot monster with some Kourtney Kardashian lookin chick without the spawn of satan inside her, so I decided to post the shit.

That’s all I have to say about that. I figure why write today since no one is even on the Internet and if they are they are probably fucking losers…..


Watch the Video
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Kate Hudson’s Hot Mom Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Friday, November 27th, 2009

I am loving Kate Hudson’s slutty little used up ass in these tight pants despite knowing how much cock it has seen, or that some baby has crawled out of the shit due to some ill-advised teenage pregnancy with some old man that should have ended in abortion but didn’t cuz she thought she was in love or some shit…..

None of that really matters because she’s out there taking what she feels is hers even if it belongs to some other bitch and the whole thing is all good so long as she’s wearing her tight pants….

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really think this bitch has it going on, but thanks to the recent popularity of leggings, I’ve found myself falling in love with girls I would otherwise never notice, all thanks to their really rockin’ asses, that would have otherwise been hidden in ill-fitting jeans, cuz that’s just how ugly girls dress…

Just yesterday I was in a coffee shop and got lost staring at the ass of at least 4 ugly girls I wouldn’t have even seen because of their mangled faces, acne scars or greasy fucking hair….making tight leggings the one tool that gives all girls a fair fuckin’ chance…I mean that and willingness to take it up the ass and put it back in mouth…but whatever….just look at the pics…

Pics via INF

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