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I got this email……

Dear Jesus,

You know I have been a long time fan and now I need your help. I am a black girl living in Baltimore and I am going to lose my house . I have most of the money I need but am still $1800 short and I know you have a black girl fetish and figured you would know what I should do?

BESTOW KNOWLEDGE ON ME JESUS. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO???

Love,
Elle Vie

PS. Anything but prostitution, I will not hook myself but otherwise am open to ideas.

Since I like to help people who are at rock bottom this was my response:

Send Nudes.

Love,

Jesus

Sure enough, she sent me these topless pics and I figure that I had to give her a post on the site…….so I am going to help this black piece of ass out, mainly because she has gone topless for a fat dirty old man with black fetish like me, but also because I am just that kind of guy.

People consistenly call me a racist, but would a racist exploit a girl who has hit rock bottom for titty pics ? I don’t think so.

I’m just a philathropist on a budget. I help where I can. Like earlier today I gave a homeless dude with a mouth infection 50 cents to avoid him from spitting on me and a few years ago I gave the NCAAP 10 dollars to shut the racist accusers up.

Either way, she needs money to keep her house because America went broke on her ass and decided to take photos exclusively for drunkenstepfather to get donations to help her keep her fucking house.

Her nice rack is still worth jerking off to, throw a few bones her way and when she reaches the 1800 dollars she will take off her panties.

HELP THIS BITCH SAVE HER HOUSE “DONATE”

I don’t expect you to give much or for this to really help the bitch, considering you don’t make me 1800 dollars a month, but maybe there’s a sugar daddy out there with lots of money and a love for tits because when I am given tit pics, I don’t mind helping….

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drunken pig

What do I get for $1.63 and a McDonalds coupon??
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

If she didn’t spend all that money on tat’s I would have helped her. Why does every white trash and/or ghetto ass person complain about money, live in crappy places, have shitty cars, not have money for food then have $5000 in body art. Fuck em all but thanks for the nudes.
monkeyboyvt

you do know there is other ways to pay for tats. she is most likely unemployed, becuase i know most women wouldnt go this far for money. How far would you go to make money to keep yourself from going homeless. this seems like a last resort for her to try and pay her rent, can you obviously say you cant give up some money so that someone has a roof over there heads
ash

ive seen that chick on livejournal glad to finally get to see those luscious mik makers. tell her to take a few pics in pantyhose and high heels too.
scott

She looks like Usher. Can we donate to make her put on a mask?
TheSNakE

I donate my shlong
dudeistheman

I will donate some white goo to cover that face
Taint

I guess ink is better than spending 2 grand on daytons… Totally nude I may have budged. And by budged I mean paypal 5 bucks and tossed a couple off. She is hot even with the stupid ink.
Imtheloserbehindyou

Shes hot enough to be in hustler or penthouse im sure they would pay her a few bucks.
How about doing a GOOD porn video, its not street walking and you can make more money.
Lloydyboy

Prostitution is just marriage by the half hour.
Queen Headlocker

That was sweet. I’m proud of you. I sent her $200.
http://toughshit Tablefor5

Where is the standard DSF sign????
Expletive: BMP

I’d give cash if I wasn’t in a financial bind, none the less I shall double my efforts to attain a few p’s for more b’s. Excelsior.
Joe Blow

Did she make the 1800?
Expletive:BMP

Do any one has this fucking dame’s email? If you do, PM me on the forum.