As I was saying, cuba is an awesome place when in need of russian tech, if you’re a perv you may be able to get close to a babe who might have a few blushes of eva mendes, though i think you bastards has a better chance of picking up thirteen year old boys and fucking them on the beach, then get caught and call your former ruling party (which is now the opposition) which you left in order to complete your journey to the dark side by going to london and studying law, and then have your mother threaten other members of what is now the opposition because even though your son may have gotten caught fucking two teen boys on cuba’s beaches ms mom, other members in the party is somewhat equally if not more so gay. So you return home get married and promise to turn over a new leaf since every one knows your business that even though you had tons of money, you went to cuba to seek ass instead of doing so in a middle eastern country or some parts of africa and or asia where fucking little boys isn’t that big of a deal— but i was talking about hot cuban chicks called eva mendes wasn’t i, yes finding a girl like eva in cuba— you wish to be so lucky ya fucks.