DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Good Times… » Blog Archive » Annalynne McCord is Overqualified for the Job of the Day

This is my lame joke of the day. You know her mouth is way to big for your micro penis, not that your pathetic ass would ever be in a position where this nobody comes to you open mouthed and ready to suck you off in exchange for money, but at least she’s well equipped when things do come crashing down for her and I guess that is just a real sad truth of our generation is that this chick is seen as more important than every single one of us according to the media and that is really fucking depressing.

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HorneyLohanWanker

Cum Catcher!
drunken pig

…..she is ORALLY gifted!!
http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

(315): i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled �5 second rule� and kept fucking me. i think im in love

(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered �Simba�

(610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message �attachment was much too large to be sent to your device�

(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com � For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else�s entertainment online.
Bob Smith

She’s not bad looking, but she’s not as good looking as she thinks she is.
cowbulls

Wow, that’s more throat than most men can fill.