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Simon Cowell Probably came on these fat tits, because having the ability or talent to sing is just part of the equation while fucking the right executive is the other part of the equation that actually takes you from singing in the shower or in a choir or on the street corner you to mansions, luxury cars, music videos and repressed memories of Simon Cowell and his jungle fever dripping off your chin.

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drunken pig

Simon is a gerebox,anal swishing,gerbil farm loving faggot!!
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simon may give and take it up the ass like a natural faggot, but that man has boned some of the loveliest ladies in the game, so maybe it’s a cover and he bones them to pieces to hide his true side, but one has to admit, the man is awesome, in an oscar wilde meets jesus martinez type of way.
http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

(315): i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled �5 second rule� and kept fucking me. i think im in love

(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered �Simba�

(610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message �attachment was much too large to be sent to your device�

(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com � For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else�s entertainment online.
drunken pig

Hurry….or you’ll be late for the train…..remember to touch the third rail!!

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