It used to be that you had to know how to read before you could write a book and have it published.

Not anymore.

(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

(610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device”

(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.

But i’m being difficult, maybe it isn’t ya’ll fault at all, maybe it’s because many of you don’t take religion seriously, and that’s fine. But don’t fucking entertain fuckers who say they’re this or that because they say so when it comes to religion just because you’re not religious. I find that shit ignorant and offensive.

Fuckers calling themselves Doctors or lawyers has to prove their professional claims, and usually it isn’t that hard to discover. Let’s pretend Christ was a real powerful son of God (he is but what’s the point), knowing that he preached love, concern for your fellow man, and overall pursuits in anything of serious concern and actual merit— you lot should be able to deduce how christians should behave; and no the catholic church did a lot of shit centuries ago which shows their beginning was as close to satan as one could get— but that’s another story. This bit is about those two fucking morons just above us; the spencesprattshits.

For instance, i’m not a fucking christian, i’m evil and say ‘FUCK YOU’ all the time, but i know this much, neither are these fuckers, and many other fuckers out there are as christian as i am, and i like anal porn, so fuck off.