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The only good thing about Kim Kardashian is that she became more famous than Paris Hilton, something I know fucks with Paris Hilton every fucking day, and something that may, if we’re lucky, lead to Paris Hilton’s suicide. She pretty much used all the same tricks as Paris Hilton, from shitty “I don’t know how to fuck” Sex Tape to Reality TV, but for some reason she’s got more staying power, despite her face lookin’ big and awkward like something you’d find on a bootleg stuff animal you won at the fair, but at least she looks worth fucking in her heavily photoshopped bikini pics she put onto twitter pretending that this is right off the fucking camera, because a girl doesn’t give up her beauty secrets to her fans, even if that girl so happens to look like a dude.

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HorneyLohanWanker

Yawn, who cares?
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com Bradley Nowell

That photo illustrates what years of practice with PS can yield.
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This t-girl is disgusting.
Expletive(BMP)

she’s fucking awesome, my dick still hurts but if i were to see her vid again, i’d have to rub one out in her honor, i salute you fine ass goddess, may i smell your cunt cheese please.
Bob Smith

That face makes your eyes burn.

And she has a fat ass, and she’s stupid as a fucking rock.

I suppose that’s perfect for certain “groups” that really go for girls like that.
Expletive(BMP)

^^^^fuck yeah, who the fuck needs an intelligent broad, when she has a nice ass and allows me to get off on her every so often, good times.
smart ass

you guys r still gay! this dumb hooker is fine as hell. yes she is dumb yes she only has one use but damn i would use the hell out of her. if you think that is a fat ass you have never had a girlfriend or even kissed a girl. That body is great. i look at some of the bitches you chumps say r fine and they look like dudes!
Expletive(BMP)

^^^^i’d prefer a dumb hooker who allows me to rub on off in her hair than for a modern opinionated irritable bitch who can’t appreciate that her tits and ass along with a snugly placed cunny is the reason why any one talks to her— if she can’t appreciate the fact that being a dame means that she can order men to lick the shit out of her ass, then she should get raped to remind her what happens to noisy cunts who don’t appreciate what being a woman is all about (if you can’t take a man’s slobbering over you calling you goddess, then appreciate a man who could give a fuck but just what’s to humiliate you with his dick).
Expletive(BMP)

of course that’s just my opinion, i’m known to be wrong, diatribe indeed.
marlon

she looks weird now, I gotta admit there was a time when everytime I saw kim I felt like I had to find the nearest dark room to empty my nuts in now the face and the thinning down aint doing it for me PLEASE PLEASE kim go back to the jiggly wiggly days.
cowbulls

Kim looks like the ultimate sexual machine. She has everything any man could want from a woman; a great rack, a pretty face, wonderful curves, great legs, an a$$ that is open for business and the attitude to do ANYTHING sexually.