I think it is safe to say that Donald Trump has ruined his daughter TIffany’s life. Sure, his testicles are the reason she’s alive in the first place, but that semen is also tainted with bad genes that made her look less fuckable than her much older mother. I guess she’s only 16, so she shouldn’t look as fuckable as her mother because that would be illegal, but it is safe to say that in the next 2 years, she will remain less fuckable than her mother and we only have Donald Trump to blame for that. On the positive side of things, she’s in line to inherit a whole lot of money when her father suffocates on his hair piece, making her hot enough for a motherfucker who is lookin’ to use her family fortune for the good life like he was K-Fed, cuz I guess when a bitch is a Trump, there will always be a boner ready and willing no matter how vile, fat or diseased, especially if it is a terminal disease making the relationship a shorter commitment, a wallet fucker is just around the corner….so I guess that takes off some pressure from her when she notices she’s gone up a couple jean sizes…..and here are the boring pics….

Pics via Bauer

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