I assume this was the view Cash Warren had the fateful night that he pulled out and came on her ass, only to have her run to the bathroom and turkey baste herself so that he could never leave her even though he tried so many times, because there comes a time in every man’s life when you realize the hot chick the world wants to fuck, is just the annoying bitch who constantly nags more than every other bitch and who doesn’t like giving head after a month of dating like every other bitch, and who doesn’t take it up the ass cuz she thinks its gross like every other bitch, she’s just easier on the eyes but not quite worth putting up with all the high maintenance bullshit that comes with her, until she mysteriously gets knocked the fuck up out of nowhere in some “Surprise….you’re stuck with me for life..motherfucker”…..
Jodie Marsh is in the Holiday Spirit with Christmas less than a month away or some shit, just look at her Rudolph Red Nose, or maybe that’s just got something to do with the extensive plastic surgery this bitch has got.
I really don’t understand what the fuck happened in the UK, but for some reason all the trashy bitches who are famous for being topless have actual careers and even weirder, these girls are called “glamor models” even though the only people who find them glamorous are poor uneducated trash living in their caravans and toothless strippers still working the pole for factory workers who could only dream about living this “galmor model” life.
I don’t understand who told them that this style of dressing is hot, or that cheap botched plastic surgery is hot, and that lookin like an orange piece of scarred up plastic that is melting under the heat of the bright lights, is something to aspire to be, because it will lead to getting more work, in some kind of lookin’ like a sex doll way.
Maybe I’m the weird one who likes my girls young, natural and wholeseome lookin. Maybe this artificial, jacked up version of a real women is where the world is going, but I think the only person who would want to get with this is in the fucking closest, because nothing about her is feminine, it’s all hard and scary lookin, like some kind of monster coming to suffocate me with her big fake tits, not that I would complain because tits are tits, but I can still think she looks like shit, like she ruined herself..even though I’d still pay 50 bucks to cum all over that mangled face of hers….but maybe that’s just because I will cum on any face willing to be come on, but more importantly because I have a Christmas Fetish and always wanted to invite Rudolph to join my special reindeer game thanks to the other Reideer who wouldn’t let them join in their reindeer games, pretty much demoralizing him, making him nice and easy and ready to get molested….if you know what I mean.
I may never see pigs fly in my lifetime, but I think I just say a pig get a record deal, a fanbase, put on a really low cut leotard that grabbed its pig pussy and show off its little big tits and big pig guy get on stage with a mic and perform like it was something that wasn’t a pig, but a hot chick, you know something that people other than farmers wanted to fuck when no one was lookin….and the whole thing is pretty much…digusting as fuck….
Jennifer Aniston is old, weathered, single because no one wants to have a relationship with her, despite her being famous, lipless but still worth fucking, because she’s clearly got an ego or something to prove to the world, you know that she can do better than she did when she got married to Brad Pitt and won’t settle for anyone less than someone of Brad Pitt caliber and she won’t uncross those legs for anyone but her 13 inch black dildo until that person come knocking without realizing that that person doesn’t exist anywhere but in her imagination…..a
Here she is doing her best Turkey Impression, keeping in the Holiday spirit, by showing off something I call the Turkey Neck.
Here are some pictures of Rod Stewart’s mistake who moved to Hollywood to live off her ridiculous trust fund like she was a celebrity of her own. Trying to do the whole Paris Hilton thing she was doing a decade ago, but for some reason shit just never worked out for her. She never got picked up, she never got work, she never got a fanbase, she was just some bitch going in an out of clubs and the whole thing left her just lookin’ old and washed up, wishing she had more of a relationship with her dad, other than just access to his money that he gives her to keep her the fuck away from his new life because he’s too busy masking his sexuality by spending all his free time with his fifth manly blonde model wife and his four younger, less fucked up kids who he actually has some confidence in since he’s learned where he went wrong in making this Kim Stewart and her ass in demin his trial run that fucked up along the way…..
Thanksgiving is over….and I had no idea that Beyonce produced a 40 minute special about herself, but it makes sense, since she’s a self absorbed cunt with a huge fucking go, who thinks that public care about her bullshit enough to watch her bullshit, so she produced some shit about herself and ABC aired the shit and the whole thing is a fucking joke and would have really only been worth giving thanks too,if she contracted some debilitating disease that left her bed ridden and too weak to speak, but that didn’t happen, instead she polluted us with this smut. I hate her but I guess it is kind of funny of her to release something on thanksgiving that embodies pretty much everything wrong in the world and everything people weren’t giving thanks for yesterday.
It is Thanksgiving for you Americans….I wish it was thanksgiving here…because I would have made a huge feast in hopes that my wife ate herself to death…unfortunately…I can’t afford huge feasts….but I can afford stepLINKS cuz they are free.
I hope some of your childhood repressed memories of your dad touching you inappropriately surfaced…I am just a big suck for that kind of Hallmark card they’ll never make because real life issues aren’t quite as marketable ….
It is Thanksgiving and I give thanks to Chronic Masturbation, but more importantly that you are a bunch of Chronic Masturbators because Chronic Masturbators account for pretty much every single one of my readers, meaning that your Chronic Masturbation by default gives my life purpose. So thanks.
It is thanksgiving and I give thanks that straight to DVD, shitty written movies always feature aspiring actors who think they have what it takes to be the next big thing, and strips them down and puts them in their place cuz they are eager after they’ve been in Hollywood for 6 months and tired of waiting tables and not getting auditions for much more than internet porn….
It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that I have no idea who Bai Ling is but I do know what her really weird nipples look like. I am also thankful that she is wearing panties because despite loving to see all pussy in all its variations, sizes and shapes, with all its different hairstyles and decorations, I’m just not ready for this kind of surprise and say keep that shit in the fuckin’ bag for now, you weird asian slut….who am I kidding…I’d love to see her pussy…and I don’t understand why some one of her fame whoring stature wouldn’t give that to us…greedy nasty cunt…
It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that Shauna Sand is still around, because I love strippers, especially when they walk the streets freely. I am also thankful that she released a sex tape because I like seeing broke bitches with fake tits expose their really scary alien looking pussies in a sex tape, something I am also thankful for, because it’s the lazy girls way to get ahead and I love watching random people fuck…it is a nice change of pace from seeing actual hot chicks, not chicks marketed as hot chicks fuck, cuz sometimes seeing some plastic surgeons science experiment in action makes us all better people….I just am not sure when those times are….
It is Thanksgiving and I am thankful that there will always be bottom feeding, ugly, bottom feeding girls who claim they are popstars, or “artists” to dress ridiculous and claim to be recording artists…because the world is filled with even dumber and uglier girls willing to copy them by either not wearing pants in public, or giving blowjobs for fame, since they figure if this dog can do it, so can they. I guess that means I am thankful for this UK trash named Ke$ha….yes the dollar sign is actually the “S” in her name…proviing we’ve got a new Gaga impersonator about to drop…
It is Thanksgiving and I am thankful that Rihanna was choked the fuck out this year. Sure, the interest in her is annoying and her new found ego and campaign against spousal abuse is fucking annoying, but almost worth it, knowing that bitch got a black eye out of the shit, even if she gave it to herself to secure the lie to the public as it is a huge part of her marketing campaign. I am also thankful that she is getting fatter and uglier and more and more people are starting to hate her now, making me believe she’s not gonna be around forever, and that is great fucking news!
It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that one day Stephanie Pratt will be the one in line on Thanksgiving for free food, because The Hills will be over and she’ll be unable to find work and will have burnt thru all her savings. She will become the kind of girl who you see on Maury who lived in her fucking car for 6 months because she’s couldn’t pay rent and refused to sell the designer clothes she accumulated during her 15 minutes of fame she had despite having no talent.
It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that Kate Moss is a fucking mess, because in being a mess, we get to see her topless or flashing panties or pussy. She’s a drunk or an addict and she doesn’t shower. She fucks disgusting rockstars and there is no possible way she doesn’t have herpes or other serious STDs and I am thankful that I am not sitting next to her because I’m sure she smells like piss and stale cum.
