I wasn’t going to do these because I am hard drinking to die before 2010 or at least start 2010 very fucking hungover but I figured you losers at home alone because you have no friends, your family hates you, you know the shit suicide is made of, so you’re welcome for making your life a little better …I guess that makes these the last stepLINKS of the year….Making it a very happy day for some of you….. Happy Fucking New Year. See you Next Year.
The Only Thing I Hate More Than Kim Kardashian is the Dumb Fucking Dress She is Wearing.
Seriously, What is This Bitch On? GO
Actually, Kim Kardashian is Probably Smoking Whatever Flavor Flav Is GO
Because It’s NYE and You Are Alone and It Would Ruin My New Year to Know You Killed Yourself GO
This Slut Wants to Be Lindsay Lohans Body Double – VIDEO GO
A Complaint to Mario Bros Plumbing Company – VIDEO GO
Perez Hilton is in his Miami and he decided to have no shame and walk around with his disgusting body in far too little obnoxious clothes. It’s safe to say that he probably doesn’t realize how much of a fucking joke he is because of an ego all you motherfuckers gave him. It’s this false sense of security that comes with all the money he’s made like he won this game of life and fooled the world into knowing who the fuck he is, and caring about who he is, and paying to get close to him, when in a time before the internet he wouldn’t have been let out of the fucking mail room at the magazine he managed to get an internship at because he was eager and free, so I guess all that success has made him confident enough to dress like this…despite lookin’ like this…..
The good news is that the only people who care about him are 14 year old girls, and the end is near for this queer, but definitely not quite here.
It is Brooke Hogan’s favorite time of year because all the real celebrities come to her home city and she gets the chance to try to be seen by the paparazzi who otherwise doesn’t give a fuck about her. It’s like some photo opportunity to help promote her dead singing career, cuz she knows she’s known enough for them to snap off some pics if she’s strategically placed and the real celebs haven’t left their hotel rooms yet and that doesn’t change the fact that she looks like a man. That’s why she’s hiding her penis….
Here’s some immigrant whore and her immigrant soccer playing husband polluting the beach in Miami because that’s just what trashy Ukrainian gangsters do, but I figure a soccer player wife, who before meeting him was just an aspiring mail order wife working the local sex trade rockin’ a bikini and living the good life she could never imagine just a few years earlier when she was sucking dick for potatos and rationed bread, is a symbol of hope going into 2010 and better than nothing even if its not that good.
I think the most talked about celebrity this decade was Angelina Jolie. I don’t really keep track of that shit but I do know that as a nation, we were force fed every fucking thing about her, and I figured that on the last day of the year, I had no choice but to post the bitch, clearly 10 years older and not the hot pussy she once was, but still a hotter pussy than the pussy we’re fucking. I guess this is just a reminder that we all get older and that nothing is forever but as long as we’re not dead, it’s not so bad….so here she is on set the other day….
I figure we might as well ring in the New Year with something that we know will be a constant in the unkown that is 2010 and that constant is that Ashley Tisdale is and always will be ugly.
Her name is Alex Zosman, she’s dating some bald dude named Jason Statham who seems to be the second coming of Vin Diesel. You know bald guys overcompensating by taking up martial arts and staring in action movies, but at least he gets to fuck decent pussy, which is a lot more than I can say about the balding guy who lives down the hall from me who always smells like dirty laundry and always has cum stains on his sweatpants and who always has the dirtiest sounding porn blasting in his apartment…and not getting with this bitch, in fact he’s not getting with any bitch, even the crackwhores turn him down, and here she is in her jean shorts….
I’m sure you’ve all seen the pictures of Coco on the beach from the other day. I didn’t bother posting them, because this bitch only looks intersting when photoshopped and I figured I’d do her a favor and not let the world know she’s just a dumpy stripper with stupid fake tits and a fat sloppy stomach that she’s trying to cover the fuck up, because everyone knows a fat ass always catches up with the rest of a bitch….but I couldn’t turn down posting the video…because seeing her in live-action is like watching some kind of plane crash and I just can’t turn away….
Nothing interesting is going on today, people are all partying to close out the year and I think I should be doing the same fucking thing. Not to mention none of the fucking paparazzi are getting pictures of anything interesting because everyone is on vacation, except me, so I’m stuck with no choice but to go out drinking right now to pretend that I am on vacation and that is what I am going to do and before I do – I figure I’ll leave you with some stepLINKS….cuz other sites are doing better than me today…
Brooke Hogan Brought Her Cock Out in a Bikini and Hulk Got Hard…. GO
I don’t really know what botox mishap made Jaime Pressly’s face look like this, but the good news is that it didn’t fuck up the rest of her body and anyone who knows me knows that a busted up face never stopped me from getting hard for a bitch, especially when the busted up face was a result of my fists…in fact a busted up everything never stopped me from getting hard for a bitch…I’ll fuck the cripples just as fast as I’ll fuck the fat chicks, vagina just has that kind of effect on me, it clouds my judgement….
I wonder if Christina Aguilera cares that Lady Gaga is the new her. You know does she sit at her luxury home watching MTV practicing Lady Gaga dance moves and dressing in Lady Gaga outfits remembering the glory days of when she was still relevant and not a washed up mother with an ugly husband who didn’t quite accomplish what Gaga has in the past year in her entire career….maybe it doesn’t really matter to her, maybe she’s happy with her life and family and I figure if I made a ton of money at a young age, I’d just spend my life getting fat and drunk not giving a fuck about anyone else, hell, I did that without making tons of money…but then again, I’m not Christina Aguilera and I don’t have the same hair dresser as the biggest thing in music…something she aspired to be….
Either way, here’s a reminder that Aguilera is still alive.
As a guy who unfortunately has a celebrity website, not by choice by by circumstance, I don’t understand how other people who have these celebrity sites gain celebrity status. Am I the only one ashamed of having a website? Website are for fucking losers, not for cool people you even invite to your fucking part….
Blogging is not that relevant and far from cool. I mean I feel like a fucking loser every morning when I wake up and realize I have to post pics of the slut, fetish star from the halfway house attending events. It is not a solid business. It is just a shitty phenomenon that hit the last 6 year and it really amazes me that people make money off the shit.
What we do is easy, that’s no secret, it isn’t innovative, it’s one of those “I can do that too” situations, otherwise, a lazy motherfucker like me wouldn’t be doing it. I take pictures other people take and run my mouth on the shit.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really give a fuck either way whether these blog parties go down, or if these bloggers are treated or seen as stars and make huge money, if anything I give them props cuz I can’t pull off that same hustle, partially because I don’t want to and because the public doesn’t like me as much, but my opinion of blogger is that they are the people you wouldn’t even invite to your party cuz they are the weird kid in the corner, hell I wouldn’t even go to a party I was hosting, because blogger’s aren’t cool, party people or celebrities you want hosting a fucking party, they are people you want to keep behind their computers.
But I guess he’s doing something right and at least he’s not Perez Hilton but still makin’ the big money and getting celebrities I’d fuck if I was drunk enough to his event, even if he paid her to perform badly and she was more than willing to do so because she is desperate to be heard as a singer, thinkin maybe he’ll do what Perez did for Lady Gaga, while I sit here in the freezing cold of my unheated shit hole I call home….Maybe I should change my attitude and get excited about this bullshit, but I just can’t seem to see past the fact that it’s bullshit….oh well.
Yeah, I know, posting this garbage band in their bikinis is pretty fucking weak, but in my defense, it’s winter vacation and you should be off your computer and seducing tourists or other people on your resort, you shouldn’t be here judgin my weak Euro content.
They are in Barbados, they are in bikinis, one of them has a serious fat ass, I guess she’s doin’ the “Rihanna” , which for those of you who don’t know, is wearing a bikini in Barbados despite your fat ass.
I don’t even know who they are, but they are in bikinis and that is good enough for me….cuz I’m a pervert….and here are the pics….
I am not European or South American so I don’t give a fuck about “Football” or soccer as it’s known by the local perverts who like watching seven year olds run around in short shorts, but I do know that people hold these motherfuckers in some serious high-esteem. They are pretty much gods, so with that kind of status, the pussy is pretty fucking easy,that’s why they call their wife’s WAGS, cuz the second dude cheats on them, they check their purses, see that black card and wad of cash and start waggin their bitch tails, especially when you import them from your home country to accompany you in the good life like this bitch Yulia and here she is doin’ the Alba in Miami because trashy Europeans love Miami this time of year….
I don’t really know much about this Tom Felton dude, but you know him from the Harry Potter movies, because shit is your favorite, you even have the fucking bed sheets, and it is also a huge part of the reason why you aren’t getting laid, not necessarily the cause, but a bi-product of just thow fucking lame you are.
I do know that he likes his pussy to look like it’s 12 years old. I’ve seen Mary Poppins, I know that all those pasty British people pedophiles and I am really not sure why but can only blame their accents cuz they think they’re still sweepin’ rich person chimney’s in the 1800s except when they are here on the beach because trashy Europeans love Miami this time of year….
