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Jessica Simpson is my favorite emotional eater who was once relevant. The reason she is my favorite is because how broken she is and how we know it because it shines through in her dress size. Whether it’s gotta do with the fact that her cunt, useless sister everyone hated who was in her fucking shadow all these years has made a huge fucking comeback in her career from being on 90210 to getting a gig in the play version of Chicago, making her more successful than Jessica Simpson, but more importantly she is also happily married to a bisexual guy who doesn’t fuck her except to make babies that she is the proud parent of, while Jessica Simpson just eats and eats and eats cuz no one loves her and all her men leave her and even her dog committed suicide by getting eaten by a coyote to not deal with her heavy petting and her stupidity, cuz we all saw the reality show back when she was famous, and we all know she’s annoying as shit…

I figure in 20 more pounds, she’d be so low she’d be willing to bang one of us, so let’s start sending her baked goods, cuz we all know she’ll eat them as she cries….

Here she is dressed like a disco ball because I guess when you’re shaped like a ball, you might as well dress up like the most glamorous ball around…but what the fuck do I know…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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HorneyLohanWanker

I would pump that bitch so full of my cum that her D’s would inflate to DD’s!
b i

i still think shes hot
Killroy

She’s worth two hundred million plus.. dream on…
Coco

Swear to God, I live in Dallas, and I have seen her twice in person. She is NOT fat and she is really very sweet!
Greg

Just don’t understand all the hate for Jessica Simpson. She is beautiful. Has a killer body. Seems nice as can be on TV shows and concerts. There must be other celebrities that are bigger targets…
Janet Reno

You know if she just had those tits reduced she would look about 30 lbs smaller. Srsly. They look redic.
JDL

If by fat you mean fucking hot then yes, she is fat.
the soviets

i wanna cum in Jess with my face buried her fat tits, then have a good cry.
-the soviets
Billdozer

I want to marry her and get her pregnant and give her the love she is looking for and needs
Kylee

she looks fucking normal, other than being a ditzy girl, she looks smoking!
Kylee

she looks completely normal, has a nice fuckin bod what she gained ten lbs? big deal, still looks hotter than 80% of the population!!!!
Bossy

Not fat at all, just the right size so that she doesn’t bruise you with her bones.
Trisha

How can you say she’s fat? Because she isn’t posing perfectly for a picture with her back straight and her chin down, looking up? Get over yourself, you’re probably twice her size, jealous.
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD

It’s not so much that she’s fat (she is huge, actually…), but the main issue with her is her stupidity. Fat, stupid and useless….
Emma G

“Jessica Simpson just eats and eats and eats cuz no one loves her and all her men leave her and even her dog committed suicide by getting eaten by a coyote to not deal with her heavy petting and her stupidity”

Fucking. Gold.
Beth D

The combo of the size of her boobs and the cut of the dress is making her look heavy. Look at her damn legs! She’s really in shape. The way the dress is photographing is unfortunate. Different dress, and I guarantee it would be “Jessica looking smoking hot” blah blah blah. Anonymous fat lonely guys making a living criticizing women who they couldn’t pay to look at them is truly tragic…
getoverit

OMG, I got this link from Dlisted, thinking Jessica had totally porked out, and I come to see THIS!?!?!? WTF, she is no where near being thick, chunky or FAT! Leave the poor girl alone already. It’s enough we have all these models and regular ordinary people wasting their lives away trying to aspire to something that is unattainable. It’s just bullshit. I’m 5’2 and a size 4. And I still feel fat, which in turn makes me want to vomit everything I eat. Just stop it already you crazy nazzi fucks.
Amber_Taylor

Hmm. Black is usually slimming.

Usually…