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Jordan is a Make-Up Monster of the Day

I don’t know who told Jordan that burying herself in make-up makes a bitch so, making her invest in a kiddie pool to fill the fuck up with self tanner and roll around in the shit liek she was an actual pig in fucking shit and not just a bitch you call a pig because of everything she represents in life, but I assume it was the same person who told her that getting ridiculous fake tits will make her worth jerking off to, despite looking like a total fucking freak straight out of a horror movie or comic book some closet case over compensating for his gay fantasies wrote….because as time goes on…I feel her testicles are slowly droppin’….cuz she just doesn’t look like a she as much as she may have before she vandalized herself like she an abandoned building in the seedy part of town that is used as a home for squatters and prostitutes….like the piece of lowlife trash her dirty pussy is….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

  • HorneyLohanWanker

    She be a cum canister. There are all sorts of uses people can have in the world. Her, happens to be a receptacle for men’s spunk.

    Hopefully she is good at it.

  • EZ

    I would hug her tight until silicone exploded out of every orifice. Then I’d use the silicone as a lube to fuck her armpits. Nasty bitch.

  • Cash

    Dude who the fuck are you, Perez Hilton? I don’t know who taught you sentence structure, but someone needs to slap their bitch ass, because they fucking failed you son.

  • frogs66

    yeah I am with Cash. Put the pen down man, you are a lazy misogynist tardo. My eyes bleed after reading your half assed posts.

  • Bob Smith

    She looks like Herman Munster. Check it out…






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