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George Clooney Lets Elisabetta Canalis have Friends of the Day

George Clooney imported some pussy from Italy a few months ago, I assume to help launch her career and make a lot of money off of her, because when you’re George Clooney, you can find better quality pussy pretty much every time you leave the fucking house. There’s got to be some kind of plan behind this relationship, I just haven’t figured it out because I don’t really care. I just know is that he does pretty much owns her and that she will do everything and anything he asks of her since in her mind dating him is like winning the fucking lottery and can determine the rest of her life….you know giving her the chance to be the next Penelope Cruz only the Italian version and I guess he let her out of the house to hang with her friends because part of the deal they have is an endless supply of double blowjobs at least if I was George Clooney that would be my only reason for letting her out of her cage in my basement to meet up with her friend “recruiting” for my needs…that’s enough of this post….


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  • drunken pig

    For sure the makings of a threesome…lucky bastard!!…wait, I thought he was GAY??….

  • mark

    she’s so manly! I don’t find her attractive, she’s mannish!

  • drunken pig

    ^^You dude are clearly GAY!!

  • drunken pig

    Gaydar……^^…..beep….beep….BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!!!!!!

  • Bingo

    in Italy she is a well knowed coke head, probably the just do coke 2gether

  • Vix

    You know what? I’m italian and she was a stupid soubrette in a stupid program until few years ago. She had never done something interesting (not serious movie, not serious tv program, nothing). She always jump from a man to another (she had also a summer story with Gabriele Muccino). Nothing else…And finally she found George Clooney…Is this a real love story? I don’t think so…She is a stupid and mannish girl…come ooon!!!

  • drunken pig

    So likes blow and sex…..the problem is???????

  • http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

    (608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

    (610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device”

    (613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

    (740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

    (MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.

  • http://charlottechng@hotmail.com charlene

    Are you people out there sick or out of your minds? To dare say that George Clooney is a pimp for pimping Elsabetta Canalis and that Elisabetta is a whore?? Are you all drunk, crazy, extremely jealous or just simply out of your minds??
    Please Lord have mercy… wish the couple well and a promising future rather than throwing mud at their faces.






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