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Heidi Klum’s Mom Ass in a Skirt Modeling of the Day

This is the booty the Seal fucks the shit out of before not pulling the fuck out and knocking her the fuck up for the 10th fucking time all bounced back into shape after giving birth to their latest mixed-race creature. She is already getting world modeling for some German bullshit and she remains a good freak of nature because even teenage girls with eatin disorders don’t bounce back from their baby-weight this fat….another thing in her life that is a freak of nature….Seal’s face…but that doesn’t really matter, what does matter is when are they going to release a sex tape…because I can only assume as a German woman and a very large black man with a mangled face….the shit is fucking demonic to watch…I’m talking scat, bondage, latex and piss…possible inclusion of midgets and barn animals…I don’t fucking know…I just know it’ll be good and not even because of how hot this bitch is, just because I know there is a reason for all their breeding and I want a glimpse into it….

Either way, Heidi Klum has a substantially better body than every single mother I have met over the last few decades and that’s all I have to saw about that…

Pics via Fame

  • drunken pig

    Naw,they just go to Africa to pick out their next “nopoopoo”

  • hal

    Well, I see only racist motherfuckers tour this site now. Enjoy!

  • cowbulls

    Seal is grossly ugly. Heidi must be a freek to let him have his way with her or else just a paid for wife.

  • http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

    (608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

    (610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device”

    (613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

    (740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

    (MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.






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