I don’t know who this bitch is, but apparently she’s been modeling for a long fucking time. I guess I’m just not up to speed on the girls in their bikini for Victoria’s Secret, mainly because when a bitch is half naked, she really doesn’t need a name. We come from an era of Amateur Porn, you know the who real sex tapes with real girls movement that has made mainstream porn totally obsolete, and none of those bitches have a fucking name, I mean historically, 87% of the women I’ve jerked off to, whether the 40 year old milf at the coffee shop or the 16 year old slutty girl in her school uniform, or any hot ass I’ve brought the memory of seeing them home with me, has been nameless, and only sometimes would I jerk off to people I know like my stepdaughters, meaning who the fuck cares about what her name is, so long as she’s half naked.

The only fascinating thing about her is that she is from the UK, she has decent teeth and she’s actually pretty fucking hot, a rarity in a country filled with toothless chimney cleaners and factory workers….and here are those pics…

Pics via Bauer

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