Dracula: Dead and Loving It

Wow, Sam seems a tad bitter. Maybe he and Gaga had hot steamy man-love in a glory hole and he’s trying to pretty up the memory of that weak chin on his shaft?

Hey, Douchebag, A weak chin is when the chin isn’t in line with the teeth and upper jaw, a.k.a. “receding” like the tranny in the pics above. Keep your fangasam to yourself next time you’re wrong, mmmkay?

As for the writer being a pedo teabagger, you might be right, but, you know, in a good way. Like, maybe it’s for science, or something.

No, no she’s not talented. She’s an ex-stripper that someone put on stage and made dance like a trained monkey while they raked in the money. She was specifically chosen to make a spectacle of herself so she’ll stay in the limelight and make a profit for her handlers. The “talented” people write her lyrics for her, write, compose, arrange, and record her music for her, tell her what to wear and market her like any other piece of trash america doesn’t need or want but buys it anyway.

And if you’ll notice Sammy, “Lady Gaga” isn’t a man’s name either, but that doesn’t stop me from thinking there’s an Oscar Meyer wiener hiding in her leotard either. And see if you can wrap your obviously inadequate brain around this; if you were born a woman I’d believe you too were smuggling a pinky winky in your skidmarked granny panties, and if you were born a boy I’d figure you stuffed a dirty sweatsock in your seeping vag so the boys in the locker room didn’t know you were pretending.

But since I don’t think you’re smart enough to figure it out, here’s the gist: you’re a disappointment to everyone, no matter what gender you are. We’re done with you here, just stop talking please.

I’d recommend any Tudor book of course, but I as I read I keep rolling my eyes and thinking, get back the story!!