Don’t let these pictures fool you because under those bikini bottoms lives a grey, stretched out, used up, thick and calloused, stiched up , wounded and dying vagina that only a new mother can really appreciate, because it is a sign of her new joy.

Sure her body is rockin’ and looks tight, but it definitely doesn’t mean the rest of her is. It’s all some strap and duct tape to hold things together. The same white washin’ trannies use to make you think they don’t have a ball sack, something ambrosio’s vagina now looks like…

Sure this is all assumptions, because I’ve never seen her twat, but it’s truth to me and that’s all that matters.

Pics via Bauer

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