Let me start this off by saying that I don’t find Demi Moore hot in any way. She looks like an old, weathered, dried up and brittle cunt that was never hot, but somehow sucked the right dick to get her into the limelight.

Despite my love for fake tits on strippers, I don’t find her fake tits hot from the movie Striptease. Despite my love for cumming on cancer patient bald heads, I don’t find her shaved head hot from GI Jane. The only thing hot about her boyish good looks from Ghost is when my dream girl Whoopi Goldberg and her have the closest thing to a lesbian kiss in film and it is only hot cuz Whoopi is the single hottest thing in Hollywood and would get me hard if she was making out with a pile of shit….and I sure as hell don’t like the slop that crawled out of her obvious broken pussy that grew up to be the ugly as fuck Rumer Willis.

The only thing I like about her is that she preyed on young Ashton Kutcher who clearly never had a mother and who I know crawls up to her and breasts feeds like the little bitch he is.

For some reason Harpers Bazaar did a photoshoot with her, God knows why they still care about her, and these are the pictures, not even for “old times because she’s never been hot, even in her vintage erotica even though anything with a vagina is worth fucking…

Pics via Bauer

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