Taylor Momsen’s Short Fucking Skirt of the Day
I have decided that it is not considered illegal to jerk off on 16 year olds or to pictures of a 16 year old as long as you make her tell you that she’s 18, even if you both know that is a lie. I figure it is also not illegal to jerk off to pictures of a 16 year old if she’s out there in the shortest fuckin skirt, practically showing her barely been used, almost new, in mint condition compare to the pussy I’ve seen pussy…
Unfortunately in Taylor Momsen’s heroin addict lookin classified ad, gently used is an understatement, it’s the kind of pussy you go to pick up because you think you’re getting an amazing deal off Craigslist, only to get there and realize the pictures were taken years early, before the shit shared needles with homeless people, died of AIDS and came back to life like it was Return of the Living Dead….
So that means it’s okay to get off to these pics in a legal sense, but not quite okay on a psychological level, since dressing hot doesn’t make bitch hot even if she’s underage which normally lowers my standards a bit because of the excitement I get from their inexperience….
The only thing of value in the shit is that she’s carting around a guitar like she’s some kind of rockstar, maybe the next Courtney Love or Janis Joplin, and I love that kind of obvious teenage angst that can only be represented in song cliche bullshit…It makes me laugh.
Here are the pics.
Pics via Bauer
