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I find the fact that Khloe Kardashian is sponsored by a cupcake company pretty fucking funny. It is so fucking fitting, like me being sponsored by beer company or a whore getting sponsored by a condom company or a fucking crackhead getting sponsored by the crack dealer, considering she is huge and looks like she eats a fuck of a lot of everything that comes her way like a cow grazing the field.

I am pretty sure that she probably hit the company up with this great idea because she couldn’t get enough of their product and figured that since her family is famous for doing nothing, getting it for free would be nice, but getting paid to eat it would be nicer and since they aren’t trying to hide the fact that cupcakes are for fat people, they just piled it on a fucking truck and drove it over for Khloe to stuff her face like the monster she fucking is…..

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HorneyLohanWanker

I would like to push her face down into those cupcakes, and tear her pants down and fuck her in the ass. She could eat the cupcakes as she was sobbing at the pain of having her anus violated, and she might not even mind so much.
Drunken Pig

Id pound her ass so hard,those cupcake’s would be compacted deep in her bowel’s…..leaving her in pain,and unable to shit for a week!!
http://allnel.com AllNel.com

shes not fat, i would not even call her chubby
shes good the way she is
katie

i am so sick of these kardashian skanks. next..
john

I don’t get how she’s fat? My ex-girlfriend is FAT, like a double chin, massive gut and love handles, fat legs and arms, HUGE. She cries all the time because she can’t get off the couch long enough to walk around the block, plus her favorite thing is Taco Bell….This girl is HALF the size of my ex…she’s not fat, she might have some jiggly parts but isn’t that healthy?
Bob Smith

She’s a bit of a monster.

John, your ex was beyond fat into the morbidly obese category.

Fat means you are above your ideal weight. She is well above that. She is fat.

And no, being above your ideal weight is not healthy (nor is being below it, but no Kardashian girl has anything to worry about there)
calidesi

khloe kardashian looks well within average/healthy size indicia for her height/age – maybe even below average given photographic effects.

I would really like to see pictures of the people who are criticizing her – both the author of this nasty, mean-spirited post and the lemmings who jumped on the bandwagon. Somehow I don’t think that there would be many placing money where their mouths are currently braying.
Beaver Slayer

What kind of a homo douchebag thinks she is fat? Compared to the average American women she would be considered anorexic. She has a great set of cocksuckers on her.
Jayro

Bob and john do you both know each other, wow that is something new.

At least your ex was with you for a while. My little trick was running around like she had no common sense. So you girls shouldn’t be complaining at all at least your whores stayed with you.

The funny thing is that my ex was the one who pursued me, damn I should of known she was a chicken head. She was a fine piece of ass, but her mind was not ready for a relationship. She could of been wifey material but she just couldnt stop acting up and running around with strange females to all types of areas. I was a smooth brotha back then and could have had allot of pussy but I held out for her and in the long run the bitch did me wrong. Im pissed cause i missed out on some prime pussy. Chicken are a waste of space.
Katy

She’s not fat. Just big. Maybe thick as black people say. She just seems large and not even very flabby. She’s probably not even in the overweight range with her BMI. She’s average in fatness–just a giant.
Bob Smith

Stop it. She’s overweight.

I’ll grant you, not terrible, but for a girl who tries to be famous by being on the party circuit and fucking everything that sticks up more than 3″, she’s opened herself to this type of criticism.

But that’s besides the point. Even if she was of a healthy weight, she is still fugly. She looks like a monster. You can imagine Doctor Frankenstein found all the parts discarded by attractive women and stitched them together to see what it would look like.

Well, now we all know.
HorneyLohanWanker

Thar she blows, and not in the good, dick kinda way, but in the oh my god, there’s a whale kinda way.

She needs to beach herself on some poor african coastline to feed an entire village for a year.
Joe

Because every other chick in Hollywood is shriveled up, she looks a lot bigger in comparison. Plus those girls LOOK tall, but are actually barely average height…Khloe is like 5’10 so of course she’s going to seem tall as hell- shit, she is! And because she’s not rail model size now she’s got to be a fat giant. A woman her height will easily be 160, if not more. Chill out.
Bob Smith

Her weight is not the issue. She’s simply a monster.
B. Real

Of the approximately 2 dozen people I know who’ve tried the cupcakes, I don’t know one person who likes them. Too dry.