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Tara Reid’s Serious Bottom Feeding of the Day

I am surprised Tara Reid’s still alive, I just assumed she died decades ago, but instead she’s making an appearance showing off her botched fake tits we have all already seen during her fall from her peak, which really isn’t news, considering she’s really irrelevant and has been for at least 5 years and at her level of fame you’d expect her publicity stunt to involve sucking dick on camera or at least flashing some fucking cunt.

Playboy will ask me to take these down…cuz they love suing people like me….even though they send me emails every week asking me to promote their bullshit…that’s called a one-sided relationship, someone needs to teach them to share, if they did maybe they wouldn’t be going bankrupt…

I assume Lohan is next on their target list.

  • Expletive(BMP)

    Though I won’t be buying PlayBoy, and it isn’t because I don’t like the book, nor is it because eventually my copy of Playboy would be discovered, nor is it because every book store here who carry playboy has it in the adults only case or section— in actuality my finances took a turn for the worse so… None the less I am happy Playboy got TARA to remove clothing and show skin, kudos to them and much appreciation to HayZeus, the original mutha fucker!

  • jeez

    Seriously, they paid her for what she already put out into the public domain and then paid someone else to photoshop her? I wonder who of the two was paid more?

  • Expletive(BMP)

    photoshop for sure, but it’s a wonderful bit of sciencefiction, almost as hot as that chick from avatar, or that dame from heavenly sword.

  • Doomsday, Inc.

    Useless without seeing the snatch…….

  • Bob Smith

    Wow, given the scarring we’ve already seen on those ugly tits, I imagine the playboy airbrush guy was working overtime to make them look okay in the photo.

  • CharlieBrownCocoaMan

    Boring pics. I’d still stick it to her though.

  • MoonIsDown

    She needs to stop using a four inch paint brush to put on eye liner.

  • Beaver Slayer

    Her new tits look great. She is so bangable. Any warm blooded male who says she is gross and wouldn’t fuck her is a liar.

  • gib

    she does not look that good topless id still pay to see her bottomless though lol

  • Tom

    Those tits ae so gross. How did they fix that saggy tummy of hers!

  • Art1Baby

    BeaverSlayer(?)say”Her new tits look great. She is so bangable. Any warm blooded male who says she is gross and wouldn’t fuck her is a liar.”

    Bullshit my friend. I get MUCH better looking women.I wouldn’t fuck that loser with your wang. Have you never heard of Photoshop,or do you believe every thing you see in a mag?

  • Bob Smith

    Art1Baby, it’s pretty obvious PR people astroturf here… they posted a model wannabe here the past few days, and she’s pretty gross looking, but on her pictures, you see lots of pots about how hot, and “nice” the girl is.

    What the astroturfers don’t realize is that (a) we don’t care if she’s “nice” unless we’re waking up with a chick the next day (b) We just want to see her pussy.

  • Amber_Taylor

    Cartoon nipples.

    I guess they told her to keep her bottoms on so as to not traumatize people…

  • Bob Smith

    No doubt it would resemble a war zone.

  • LouRob

    First time ever I wanted a nude model to put clothes on.

  • hebeetsme24 7

    one word to sum it up.

    SKANK

    enough said

  • Tiny

    Airbrush, make up, filter or fixed surgery aside, she can ring my bell any time.






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