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Lindsay Lohan is Swimsuit Santa of the Day

I like to consider Lindsay Lohan a horrible friend of mine. Partially because we’re not friends, but also because she doesn’t answer me when I reach out to her. I figured that like so many other people, I could ride her name and become more popular and make more money than her, which isn’t saying much because I think she made a total of 200 dollars in 2009. I guess this Santa hat is a fucking lie and she’s really not generous at all, it’s just a fucking act or a cry for fucking attention, hoping to get noticed and have people remember her going into 2010, all in efforts of making a comeback and turning it all around, but I doubt that’s possible, she’s not talented enough, she fucked herself over and got all caught up in herself…so the only gift she brings with her this holiday spirit is not hope for a better tomorrow but instead a demanding spoiled cunt attitude abusive towards her friends who ride her coat tails, a whole lot of prescription pills and a solid strain of herpes…and Lindsay, if you’re reading this, which I know you aren’t, despite you faking Newsweek in these pics, I’m still waiting for me xmas gift…..

  • Drunken Pig

    I bet after a few lines,she love’s anal!!

  • http://allnel.com AllNel.com

    out of all the celebs you called a “useless whore” she deserves it more then anyone

  • Leo D

    Where do these useless whores get the fucking cash to be in a tropical island every time you turn around? Someone tell me. I wish I had a stinking vagina!

  • Perv

    For all her hard living she is actually looking a bit healthier than normal. I predict that she will in star in a major motion picture in 2010…. “Lindsay Takes It Up The Ass”.

  • Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded)

    You can actually see the bumps of her anal warts through that bathing suit. If she just died, I would laugh…..

  • Expletive(BMP)

    i think maybe if she switched to smoking rothmans, maybe she’ll look a tad bit more interesting.

  • Imtheloserbehindyou

    I know Lindsay or one of her coke head friends comes on this site so someone tell lindsay I wraped a pound of cocaine for her under my tree here. She can come by and pick it up anytime she wants.

    And to answer your question Leo D they get it from cock teasing and giving hand jobs to jewish producers.

  • Bob Smith

    She has an awful body. It looks just like my wife’s except my wife has had kids and is decades older than hers.

    Seriously, this girl has so little pride in her appearance; she must have the greatest agent in the world who gets her nude modeling gigs *when she’s not at all attractive or sexy*.

    The waitress at my table last night was 10x as hot as her.

  • Amber_Taylor

    200 whole dollars you say?
    Wow, she’s doing better than I thought.

    I wish that magazine she’s reading was upside down…






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