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The say these are personal pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio, but I doubt the shit. I mean it is possible that Victoria’s Secret has programmed this immigrant to only know, understand and execute model poses the second she gets in a fucking bikini as it is all she knows, and it’s also possible that she’s got a sense of humor about how much of a joke her job is, because even the people paying her can’t believe the price they gives these cunts to just put on a bikini, or maybe these aren’t personal pictures at all, but are just a virgin’s collection of various pictures of her throughout her career, and none of that matters, becaue I’m only posting it because I like bitches in bikinis and never really care about the motivation why they are in a bikini….so here are the pics…

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Drunken Pig

She need’s tit’s and a couple cheeseburgers!!
T’Kia

She looks like a skeleton wearing a skin suit. She has to jut out her hip to the side to try making it look like she’s got some womanly curves, but it only makes it look like she has to pee. And she has no boobs.
Amber_Taylor

I think she’s perfect.
Always have.

& I DON’T like chicks.
Not like that.
All the fools saying she’s too skinny must like Kardashian sized bitches.
cowbulls

She looks like a tall teanage boy.
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