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Bridget Marquardt is Playboy’s Prized Pig in Leggings of the Day

I like to think Playboy pretty much the equivalent of a farm. They import the animals from all over the world to groom into something that supports their brand image all in exchange for a roof over their head and food in their pig mouths. Some of the pigs make the cut, others end up on the slaughterhouse floor dead from the experience of being part of the Playboy farm, and some make it onto the bacon or other pork product packaging. I am not sure if you get what I am saying, but Bridget Marquart and her busted up face, fake hair and sloppy body is clearly one of their prized fucking pigs who has done her time and who can now graze the fields until her final days….

This post seemed better as a concept than an actual post, I failed, something I am used to and expecting, but here are the boring pics of her you make like anyway….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

  • Drunken Pig

    I would allow her to perform a “rusty trombone”…that’s about it!!

  • Jeff Little

    Saddly (gladly) she is the only one that didn’t get her own show.. I always thought she was the most human of the 3.

  • Amber_Taylor

    She got her own show on the Travel Channel called Sexy Beaches or some garbage.
    I think it was canceled, thank god…

  • anna

    she was always ugly and fat. Holly was also really ugly. They are super fake and still ugly, but it’s not like and 80 year old guy could do much better. He doesn’t have good taste, he may get hotter girls but never classy ones. Even if he is a zillionaire.

  • sandie

    I don’t think Bridget is fat but she needs to put some makeup on because she looks older.






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