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I guess Avril Lavigne finally got her skater boy, but by the looks of this dude, he’s more of a figure skating boy than an actual skater boy, but maybe that’s what happens when we get older, the silly emo kid in platform shoes and spiked dyed hair becomes more of a fucking joke, you know that phase she’ll look back on and cringe she needs someone a little more refined….and by refined I mean someone who doesn’t care about how she’s gained 25 lbs and doesn’t want bang with the lights on…which works for him because he’d rather be fucking his heavyset male hairstylist and the darkness allows him to visualize her doughy body against his is actually his stylists’, only his male hairstylist doesn’t get him the same visibility as pretending to be straight and into this popstar who looks like she’s gained her holiday weight a little early….and lucky for us she wasn’t wearing a bikini…

Pics via Bauer

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Perv

I’m Canadian but didn’t her fifteen minutes of fame expire about an hour ago?
jamman

Her being fat is my best Christmas present so far.
Elvira

are you gay??? she looks fine for me…and most guys i know like bodies like hers, unless of course, they’re jealous gay guys!!!!!!
me

Fat?? where?? In her head??

Oh wait malnourished orange bleached America..I get it now.

She’s still fucking aweful though.
Broomstick

she’s a dumb bitch, but she is NOT fat and her body is actually quite nice.

Jamman is a douche-bag and probably weighs 400 pounds.
Amber_Taylor

She’s not fat but could stand to lose a few around her “problem areas”

Just a chubby girl…
Seriously?

She’s neither fat nor chubby. However, she is flabby and really just needs to tone. Still looks skinny to me though. I think the OP is used to looking at the type of woman on that Adult friend finder ad, i.e., prepubescent boy with glue-on implants.
Drunken Pig

Avril is from northern Ontario,a small town girl..who could sing..alah..Shania Twain…Hollywood has chewed her up and spit her out!!
Now she is fucked up and belive’s she is larger then life,hence her inflated ego(and ass).Come home Avril,Im gonna drill your shit-hole soooo hard..you will remember your small town root’s….because after I am done..you won’t be able to shit for a week!!….Merry FUCKING Christmas
THE PIG!!
christineontario

I don’t think I’d consider Napanee “northern Ontario” .. it’s on the 401, after all. Anywya, she’s boring and I wish she’d go away.
OneStickTwoStick

I hate Avril as much as anyone, but she is certainly not fat. Not by a long stretch. Sure, she could use some toning – but doesn’t she have plenty of things to make fun of instead of her body?

I’ll start.

1) Her voice sucks.
2) She’s a “punk rock” poser.
3) She thinks she’s hot shit.
4) She’s a bitch.

The list goes on… But she isn’t fat.
Billdozer

I think she looks good enough to fuck. I would, of course, like to see her naked and spreading anything that is spreadable and I’d perfer that her and I should be in the same room together so I can pick up any aromas that may be available for the smelling.
Mick

Shit, I’d fuck her b/f, any day.
Drunken Pig

Christine Ontario….are you 12 or just retarded?? 401 is 500KM away from napanee…due North…suck my LARGE cock,and all will be forgiven!!
sarra

LOL as someone from Eastern Ontario (where Napanee is) the 401 passes RIGHT through Napanee and has in fact multiple exits which are most of the town. It is not north, nor is it 500 km away from the highway. I guess that makes you the 12 yr old retard drunken pig!
Bu

she is not fat! Her ego is what is fat!
http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered �Simba�

(610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message �attachment was much too large to be sent to your device� Win?

(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com � For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else�s entertainment online.
Really?

Lame. Consult your friendly neighborhood medical professional – she’s definitely at a healthy weight. What’s not healthy is one of the ads I see on a sidebar of this site that has a stick-thin chick with fake boobs that look like painful half-cantaloupes with nipples pointing askew like crossed eyes. Mmmmm. Hot. (Not)
Whamo

I’d still bang her in the ass!

Hey…. Drunken Pig, Get a map fuckwad! Napanee is just off the 401
piso mojado

Fat!?? Are you fucking kidding?? Put her in some high heels and she’d look crazy hot. In fact, screw you, she’s still hot there. I’d be her bitch any day, especially since she’s freakin loaded.
jeff

id still lick her asshole.
jeff

right after she dropped a deuce.
jeff

right after she dropped a deuce. fuck all you fags