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Whoever told Jessica Simpson this was a good idea, needs to be fired….but at least she’s dressed like a Christmas present, which is only fitting because I hear when you unwrap her ass, it looks like sugarplums dancing in your head, smells and tastes like Christmas Dinner if it was blended and left in the sun for a week and has the constant discharge that has the color and consistency of eggnog….and I’d totally feast on this shit if given the opportunity cuz all I want for Christmas is to K-Fed her….

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spect8r

She still looks good.
Bob Smith

Jessica has always been a chubby girl trapped inside the body of a skinny girl, but she’s finally fixing that.
Mike

I don’t think she looks bad at all. She does seem to be gaining some girth though. Not necessarily a bad thing, but in Hollywood, its a sin.
Expletive(BMP)

jessica simpson is awesome, but then aren’t all cunny holders in some form or another.
Perv

She really doesn’t do much for me. But given the opportunity, I’d still fuck her.
Satan666

Perv, given the opportunity… you’d fuck Amy Winehouse’s boob implant after it rots off her dead corpse.
Jeff Little

She looks great.. with out all the crap on.
Drunken Pig

I just want to splooge between her amazing JUG’S!!
Billdozer

I want to have hot, sweaty, and dirty…yet, meaningful sex with her. The kind of sex that makes her fall in love with me and forces her to feverishly leave stalker type voicemails on my cell phone when she can’t find me, only after she has already filled up the answering machine at my home with messages. Yes, I want that!
Fongooble

That is indeed a handsome female.
Sort of.
Drunken Pig

^^ As is the Boy-Scout you just fondled!! Diddler!!
MEGADOUCHE

I’d tap any hole Romo’s been in.
http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

(610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device” Win?

(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else�s entertainment online.
http://www.skindalous.com skin man

She doesn’t look too bad.
mario digafotta

She is still my Most beautiful woman in the world.
Cunty Cuntall

I’d crawl over razor baldes & broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy that fucked her !!