In the Tamara Mellon School of Entrepreneurship, the president and founder of Jimmy Choo, the really successful shoe company, shows us lesson one, let old fat men man-handle you because they are rich and can invest in your ideas, or introduce you to people who can help you reach the fucking top or because you married them to accomplish your dreams because there is no way that this bitch would let anyone touch her unless they were rich enough to make a difference in her enterprising life. Some call it gold digging, I just call it usin’ what you got and making the most of it, because if I had a vagina and not a penis shaped like a vagina, I totally would have fucked my way to the fucking top….

On a sidenote, at what level of male obesity does a motherfucker’s tits become too big to be considered decent, because this dude’s a fuckin’ C-cup and it’d be nice if girls with C-cups were allowed the same fuckin’ freedom as him, and it be equally amazing if motherfucker was forced to wear a bikini top…

Pics via Fame

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