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Lindsay Lohan Tits in a Hypnotizing Dress of the Day

I don’t really know what shirt/dress Lohan is wearing, but staring at her tits is making me dizzy, like how they hynotize a motherfucker in Batman or some shit, possibly her final desperate attempt to get work and to work her way into our minds, and I guess it worked on me…..

I had a really weird sex dream involving Lohan that involved her naked ass, a bucket of KFC chicken, a bathtub full of gravy and a marker we used to play connect the herpes scars. It was fucking weird, but I work up with a boner, so maybe the key to my libido is fast food and easy celebrity haggard under 25 year old pussy. I guess I still have love for Lohan even though everyone else has given up on her and here are some recent pics because she fucked me so proper in my dream last night that I figure I should give her as much exposure as possible, just so it gets back to her and she knows I still care….

Pics via Fame

  • Drunken Pig

    Say what you will…Blowhan has a nice rack!!

  • http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

    (608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

    (610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device”

    (613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

    (740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

    (MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.

  • Drunken Pig

    ^^That’s it MAGGOT!!

  • TCH

    Horizontal stripes greatly increase the vertical three – D imagery. That being said she can stretch out a knit top rather nicely.

  • http://allnel.com AllNel.com

    she is soooo not my type

  • cowbulls

    She also isn’t my type but those are very nice breasts.

  • allen

    she’s pure fucking 45 y/o trash. fuck her dime-a-dozen titties too.

  • Drunken Pig

    Last THREE COMMENT’S live in their PARENT’S basement,^^..and have NEVER…I MEAN …NEVER have been WITH A WOMEN!! FAGGOT’S

  • Jennifer

    I dislike you pig,but you make a valid point here.

  • http://Greatreading..VerygoodinformationhereLadyGagaIshotterthanever,seeforyourself!Nippleslip..andvaginaslipsallover.. Caroline Pratt

    {Great reading.. Very good information here}{Lady Gaga Is hotter than ever, see for yourself!}{Nipple slip.. and vagina slips all over..}

  • http://Greatreading..VerygoodinformationhereLadyGagaIshotterthanever,seeforyourself!Nippleslip..andvaginaslipsallover.. Rosemary Wall

    {Great reading.. Very good information here}{Lady Gaga Is hotter than ever, see for yourself!}{Nipple slip.. and vagina slips all over..}

  • http://Greatreading..VerygoodinformationhereLadyGagaIshotterthanever,seeforyourself!Nippleslip..andvaginaslipsallover.. Alice Dudson

    {Great reading.. Very good information here}{Lady Gaga Is hotter than ever, see for yourself!}{Nipple slip.. and vagina slips all over..}






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