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This is a fucking funny video that reminds us that sometimes we’re not cut out to be what we decided we should be and that just because we think we’d make a great magician sure as hell doesn’t make us a good magician…and in reality we should be working the family farm even though we tried so hard to avoid that shit…..or whatever the fuck it is you are hiding from when you decided to take up magic….

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Drunken Pig

If she can hold her breath that long….imagine the cock-sucking skill’s!!
http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

(610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device”

(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else�s entertainment online.
Drunken Pig

I wan’t to draw a line on your forehead with a laser telescope,then repeatedly pull the trigger!!
Kev

I hope she keeps her day job,that was close to an out of body experience instead of an escape act.
Steve Lick

I’ve seen black guys break through handcuffs faster.
Drunken Pig

I’ve seen Steve Lick black guy’s cock’s faster then this!!
james_cambridge

I’ve seen Steve lick Puerto Rican dick while sitting on Samoan cock almost as fast as this!!
Cunty Cuntall

I’ve bought my Grandma to Orgasm quicker than this !!

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