I don’t know who Pixie Lott is but apparently she’s got legs and wears leather shorts like some kind of gay biker ready to rape me in a back alley when I accidentally walk into the wrong bar in the wrong part of town….not that gay bikers really find me all that pretty…but if you get a gay biker on a bad day…it doesn’t really matter how unattractive you are…they just have the taste for ass no matter who that ass belongs to…it’s really a lot like prison….so I guess Pixie Lott brings out a lot of dark memories for me and I should hate her for that…which I guess I do….

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