I wonder how many of you find the girl in this picture hot….more importantly…I wonder why I am drunk on my computer and not drunk getting lap dances from college girls who don’t realize giving poor, fat, Mexican dudes lap dances is disgusting, wrong or humiliating because they are too drunk to manage themselves…I guess I could switch things up and take this drunk elsewhere…and that’s what I am going to do…cuz we only have one life…let’s make history…or just get drunk and forget I was ambitious for that short amount of time….I just tried to convince my wife to do more drugs with me because we dont do enough drugs together and because I need financing and she said no….now my weekend plans are shot….what are you doing? Don’t answer cuz I really don’t care…I feel like I may have fucked the chemicals in my brain when huffing crazy glue earlier today…I’m gonna go die now….Cuddles…
I never understood the whole horse fetish . I remember I came across the shit years ago, where motherfuckers had these leather harnesses that looked like horse heads, they’d have horsetail buttplugs, and shit was a huge thing, like we lived in a time before the automobile, when your horse and a native were the only thing you had to fuck when crossing the frontier in search for gold…
I also never understood these hipster idiot club kids who wore fetish gear in public like it was stylish or shocking or some shit because it just looks stupid and I sure as hell don’t get what Kellis is doing here, it’s like she’s some kind of princess from another planet but shit looks like a fucking joke….what I do get though is cameltoe, cuz all that there is to that is a pussy big enough to each whatever clothing a bitch is wearing…and here are the weird pics…
It looks like porn kills. Sure, we all know that for the last few decades porn has killed a variety of people, mainly the pornstars who have drug addiction and can’t live with themselves for being the dirty, used up whores they became as an answer to their dad’s who used to rape them as kids, but I’m sure it’s also killed a lot of losers who were tired of chronic masturbating and not being able to get porn pussy so they decided to end it all with a drug overdose or hanging themselves from the rafters in their mom’s attic, but the other day, it killed some woman who was run down by a jerking off truck driver who was watching porn while he worked like me, only his work involved driving big fucking machines that can run bitches over…..I figure prison will do him some good…cuz after getting out…porn will be the last thing on his mind as every orgasm he has will bring memories of prostate induced orgasms he couldn’t control while getting prison raped….
I understand that Aubrey O’Day eats fast food and gets fat because she caters to black dudes and she knows they like thick blonde bitches, but I don’t really get why she’s trying to turn her skin Beyonce, since the whole reason black dudes like her is because she’s not black, but I guess trying to explain that to an idiot is impossible….so let’s just let her do what she’s doing since she’s been doing a good enough job disappearing on her own, like she is some kind of David Copperfield and a non-existant Aubrey O’Day is a good Aubrey O’Day, so I probably shouldn’t have done this post…but too late now…
I like to torment Mary Carey on the internet because she is fucking disgusting. She has yet to answer me because I don’t think her retarded porn brain can figure twitter out, but I usually write shit about how fat and piggy she is and how disgusting anyone willing to watch her fuck on camera would have to because she’s so fat and piggy, but it looks like she’s decided to answer me with an eating disorder, possibly hard drugs and whatever else responsible for her thinner midsection, while maintaining her retarded big tits cuz those motherfuckers are fake and I think I am going to have to start bugging her about gaining that weight back because her head is all out of balance now and is seriously too big for her like some kind of farm animal….and even a skinnier Mary Carey is a fucking disgusting experience….and here she is showing off…if you can really call it that..because that’s like a motherfucker pulling up to a group of bitches in his 200 dollar ’84 Corolla with 300,000 miles and no front seat or bumper like he’s ballin’ out…which may work in Haiti but not here….and that’s all I have to say about that….
Jayde Nicole is the postergirl for the high school slut from a poor single home who doesn’t really want to become a stripper because she thinks it is beneath her but doesn’t mind getting naked because vagina has been her number one tool to get things she wants whether from teachers, rich older men in the small town they are from, bosses at the Walmart they work at, or drug dealing boyfriends who buy them all the fancy Ed Hardy they want, before realizing that Hollywood is where the real money is, so sticking in her shitty small town in Canada is a stupid strategy to get in a place where she can buy all the tacky shit she always wanted, at all the stores all the tacky Hollywood bitches she envied used to shop, so she takes some nude pics, sends them to Playboy and next thing you know, bitch is on MTV and shopping at Kitson instead of the shitty sex store in her hometown and the whole thing is like a fucking fairytale…a really boring fairytale that I wish ended in gangrape.
Here she is wearing a onsie like she was still that 8 year old in Canada too poor to get new pajamas that fit her…too poor to have a bed, forced to squeeze into a crib and play with old dirty rocks she found in the cemetary she lived next doo to..only a lot cheesier….
Mila Jovovich is playing with fire by wearing these shorts because she just had a kid recently and she’s at serious risk for her flappy beat up new mom vagina lip to fall out of those shorts…but unfortunately for us that didn’t happen, but what did happen is that she gave us a glimpse of the Russian mail order bride we all fell in love with 10 years ago….not that I was ever that much of a fan because I always thought she looked like a little boy…but a lot of other people were and that’s what matters.
Tila Tequila is on drugs. She’s a total fucking joke of a person and she knows it. She’s addicted to attention and now that she’s playing off her fake fiance’s death, after loving every fucking second of it, making me think that she may have killed the Johnson & Johnson bitch and now she’s pretending to be pregnant because that’s what Casey wants and like every pregnant chick she’s announced it before the 3 month rule and now she’s gone shopping for baby stuff because every recently pregnant girl goes out and buys books and toys before her belly shows and the whole thing is serious fucking bullshit but it’s fun to watch because I know it will eventually lead to her suicide and I guess that excitement for a train wreck is all she is good for….and it may pain me to post this because I don’t like drawing attention to her, but I have nothing better to do with my time.
Some Guy Testicle for Superbowl Tickets Stunt. The story may be old news but I am posting it because the news report is pretty fucking funny…some dude offered his left testicle for superbowl tickets on Craigslist and they go into a description of his bullshit ad, something I wish I came up with because it is so fucking simple and really wasn’t genius at all, but an idea that got him serious publicity, but the highlight of video is when the bitch at the end of the report asks what is wrong with his “right” testicle…
Abi Titmuss is some UK nurse who started fucking some rapist TV presenter and ended up making her tits famous as a “Glamour Model”. Glamour Model is some UK phenomenon I don’t really get, but I think all these blue collar chimney sweepers and miners with ugly wives, because most pussy in the UK is fucking ugly and toothless, fantasize and celebrate the only trashy “hot” pussy in the country, by hanging their half naked calendars on their shitty blue collar locker door….making these girls money while getting them gigs posing in lingerie, filming sex tapes, in Jordan’s case expanding her fake tits into a line of Equestrian clothes and in Abi Titmuss’ case, a career in stage acting where her whore-self and big tits get tied the fuck up and no one fucking cares….except me apparently…
Kim Kardashian wears too much make-up because she knows she’s ugly and she’s trying to cover it the fuck up, but it just makes her looks like a dude, which may be exciting for some of you closet cases who date fat chicks cuz they are nice and maternal and when you fuck them from behind their thick back look like your best friend from your high school football team you always had a thing for but still can’t admit to yourself because that would make you gay, while cumming thinking of him just makes you friendly, and fucking a pussy, no matter how ugly it is, by definition means your straight… or however the fuck you rationalize your sexual confusion…
Here is Kardashian getting another fucking pedicure cuz when you’re a useless bitch with a lot of free time, getting pedicures is what you do, especially when you’re too thick to be able to bend over and reach your toes, like me….
I don’t know who Maggie Rizer is, but can only assume she’s Paul Riser’s wife or daughter but thank god she wore this dress because it distracted me from her Husky face. Seriously, she’s got no eyes, no lips and a snout like she was designed to be the beast in a horror movie everyone is running the fuck away from, but at least she’s got tits, cuz sometimes tits is enough to make us forget just how fucking vile a cunt is….hopefully inspiring more ugly bitches with decent bodies to dress like this to make our shitty lives more interesting…
I’ve been saying Ryan Seacrest is the fucking devil for a long fucking time and here is the proof. Someone was watching him on TV and he sent her telepathic messages to go out and murder, sure they’re going to pass it off as insanity, saying she has a history, or she is schizophrenic because in being the devil, Seacrest has charmed the world to take blame away from him. I don’t know the other unreported crimes that go on in homes while watching American Idol….but I’m pretty sure one of them is sodomy…and everyone knows sodomy leads to Gay Marriage….and according to the American people and the law that shit is worse than evil….so get this shit off the air before more than gutter black chicks go nuts watching it…and it funnels into white America…
If you weren’t planning on seeing “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” because you aren’t into wizards or whatever the fuck this movie is about, here’s what you’re missing out on, not that Lily Cole in a bra is really missing out on much, bitch is fucking weird looking, but she does have orange pubic hair which is exciting for the people who don’t find orange pubic hair a sign of evil sent from hell to eat our cocks….. Hello day!
If I was a celebrity my neighbors would make a lot of money off the naked pictures they take of me because I walk around naked all day and trust me, it’s not a pleasant thing. I get laughed at by people who live in the building next door at least twice a day depending how often I leave the house. Even the man who works at the store I buy my beer at knows me as the fat naked man, but that’s not necessarily because I’m known in the neighborhood, but because I live on the groundfloor. I guess if I was a celebrity, I probably would live in this diseased box of a one bedroom apartment, but I’m j
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