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Megan Fox was trying to stay sexy over the holidays because sexy is all people want out of her and it’s pretty clear that will eventually disappear so she’s holdin on, only she went a little overboard and now her lips look like a whore’s pussy after getting gang raped by 50 africans with 12 inch cocks….nice and beat the fuck up…but in her defense at least she went under the knife to better herself, when most people stuck dating David from 90210 and stepmomming his babies would go under the knife in hopes of ending the suffering…

Here are the pics…

Pics via Fame

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Drunken Pig

I wish she would end my suffering,by wrapping those lip’s around my swollen cock!!
http://allnel.com allnel.com

how about pussy sucking lips? she seems like the type that would bitch to go down on a guy. idk
HorneyLohanWanker

Fuck! Look at those fucking hammer thumbs!

Her middle name ought to be Thor!
Bob Smith

I can see the panicked surgeon saying “…don’t worry, the swelling will go down in, um…. 2 years….”
Drunken Pig

Don’t scare me Bob…..oh you mean’t her….phew!!
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded)

If that’s the effect she’s going for, I’d be happy to slam her in the mouth with a rubber mallet. I wouldn’t even charge her very much for my services ha ha ha dumb bitch.
cowbulls

This stupid chick needs a keeper. She could be one of if not THE hottest women on the planet but she can’t just leave herself alone. First it was all the ink and now those clown lips. She needs to spend more time sexually satisfying men and less time thinking up ways to defile herself.
Bob Smith

She’s hot because she’s so young. In about 3 years, she’ll be all Lohanned out.
http://bellah-halle.livejournal.com/ Herman Bumfudle

uuumm delicious.
roscoe

everything about her is fake, except her lack of talent.