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I didn’t go to the AVN Awards this year because I wasn’t invited by a porn company or credited as press or given money to cover the shit, because I guess they figured I’d do it all for free with other people’s pictures and that I don’t deserve to have fun. See I’ve got a thing with a room full of drug addict, daddy issue, molested and raped whores with no self respect, but I’m not into a room full of drug addict, daddy issue, molested and raped whores who mistake the attention they get from getting fucked on camera as actual self-worth and purpose and who really gives a fuck…

More haggard, battered, disgusting women than at the local welfare line, these ones are just more ambitious and realize they can make a decent living filming sex for some Jewish execs, they pay more than the dudes they fuck for extra drug money in their shithole apartments.

In the event you missed the point of this post, I fucking hate pornstars, they disgust me with their bottom feeding, it’s like anyone can get cheap plastic surgery, a dress at the sex shop and get filmed fucking, it’s just that not everyone is that fucking ghetto.

That’s why I like my porn amateur and unstaged. Sex tapes and fucking self-shot pics, where real girls are fucking on camera for free cuz they like fucking and made bad judgement calls one night when drunk with the wrong guy. It’s way fucking hotter than this stripper trash.

Either way, here are the pics from the tradeshow if you’re into used up trash who cost too much, unlike me, who pays used up trash the price they deserve, which is always far less than retail, a price that is the only reason I’m fuckin’ with them, cuz trust me, it’s definitely not for their ragged fucking cunts….seriously….

BONUS – Shauna Sand Was There in a Ridiculous Outfit…

Pics via LFI

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Maxis

OMG, 5th row, center column, short haired blonde with tatts….what is her name? She is perfect, look at those legs…..
Drunken Pig

Did you see the sign on my lawn saying dead whore storage??
RAY J IS A FAGGOT

Maxis, for the sake of heaven and earth you need to go get laid.

That woman is far from perfect, she isn’t even a 3. If she sucks dick like a hoover vac, sucks balls and likes getting her butt peed in than she moves up to a 3 1/2. If she cooks and cleans like a good woman she moves up to a 4.

A Woman who Knows How to Cook, Clean, and Do Laundry, wash dishes, sucks dick, rubs big daddy down is step above perfect. My friend this is the only way for a woman to be perfect.

A woman doing her womanly duties and gets to the cleaning and pampering of her husband is the only way to be perfect. Remember, God made women to keep Mans dick wet and full of joy.
Maxis the second.

No seriously, What is her name? I aim low. 3.5 is pretty solid.
Drunken Pig

Fuckhead…you’ve been to county right..where did I state dead whore storage??..
Maxis

Personal preferences aside, who is the whore? I like the skanky, skinny, bobble head look. It’s the “fuck you” tat under her left tit that did it for me.
Jo Clarke

Please could someone tell me who the girl with the red and black hair is? Thanks in advance!
Drunken Pig

^^ Her name is KiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiD COCK!!….alias….Buster Hymen….now go jerk yourself to DEATH!!
ggavn

who is the girl in the 4th pic down on the right, tattoo on her arm. shes unbelievable….
Drunken Pig

^^ Your sister,with a little make-up….go on fuck her DOUCHEBAG!!
Fat Cock Tiny Balls

Who is the little Mexican chick in the tiger outfit?
blazin

i hate you, your site, and how disgustingly bitter and vulgar you are.

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