DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Good Times… » Blog Archive

Here’s something all you fucking virgins who can’t get real pussy are going to die for. This is the answer to where you can invest all the money you’ve saved by working all the time and having no social life to spend that money on. It’s a next level sex doll that even talks back to you when you hold its hand….you know that comforting touch you’re missing in your weird masturbation habits you’ve developed after all these years of practice and “steppin your game up” and the whole thing is fucking creepy as fuck, you might as well just get a job at the morgue at least those bitches are actually made of human parts….either way, you’re pathetic.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 12th, 2010 at 3:02 pm and is filed under Sex Robot. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Expletive(BMP)

Tell me, how is this piece of shit better than my hand; I want real cunts, not liquid, gluey synthetic fuck what. Even cunny belonging to slightly bigger chicks i’d love to pieces. And yes, I’d sleep with fat girls, maybe because I’m a fat fucker.
Ray J IS A FAGGOT

And you motherfuckers make fun of Negros, this shit is the most pathetic crap I have ever seen. I’m not even sure they would use these goofy things in prison.

What is even more shameful than the manufacturer who made this pitiful shit are the people who came out to see it.
JayRo

I see you white guys are catching up to the Japanese in the virgin nerd-a-thon.

That is some sad ass bud bundy shit, If you are thinking of getting one of those things you should really contemplate suicide.
Drunken Pig

^^The three Amigo’s…uh negro’s….shut your black ass’es up,before we string you up!!
Emma G

The funny thing is, Drunken Pig would NEVER say that shit to an actual black guy, he’d probably piss his pants if one asked him for the time! It’s why us white bitches fuck them, cos’ they aren’t major PUSSIES like white guys!
JayRo

Damn Emma, that was vicious, in all my life posting, I have yet to read something as vicious as what you wrote. That was pure venom Emma, pure venom.

I had some snappy one liners for this bald headed karate fighter but after reading your comment, I can see that you have dismantled everyone who wrote on this thread.
Drunken Pig

^^Delusional BITCH…they can have your fatv ass!!
Laurence

I think Emma is the only non-virgin posting here. Losers.
nate

I hope the robots don’t bruise.
RAY J IS A FAGGOT

Laurence, I have had sex twice. One time with your mother and another time with your sister, so that qualifies me to be a non virgin right.
m3

Why do white guys only think black guys fuck fat white girls? I always see rednecks with these fat white women and the black men with the hottest white women that wouldn’t give the average white guy the time of day.
slim

yeah right all i ever see is black guys with the fattest ugliest white girls if they can get a white girl and emma is proabably one of tho’s fat ugly girls who like black cock. just one more ugly mouth piece fat bitches us white guys don’t need or want anyway.
JayRo

Slim, the funny thing is that Black guys have a much easier time getting women than many white guys. Heck I dont know a black guy that doesnt have a bitch, but I know plenty of white dudes who dont. Says a lot about your square ass breed of nerds. It looks like that Sex Robot is in your future because i dont know any black male buying that lame shit. But we all know that you lame white guys will purchase it.

Well if you cant be black why not mimic the black man and his style. Which you white guys do so well.
Cunty Cuntall

I’d hit it !
Danny

pro: you can put a cigarette out on her face while fucking her
con: she won’t cry while doing so
http://www.sixpackabspower.com Leroy Meli

I discovered your site because I’ve been exploring ways to get more successful with women. Not too long ago I cheating and difficult. Unfortunately my “skills” with flirting are rusty, to say the least!

Freaky Sex Robot of the Day