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I’ve been saying that Lady Gaga was a fucking scam from day one. I always knew she was just a girl working as an intern at a record company who wanted to be famous….so she did shitty MTV shows. Luckily for her, the label saw the hipster club kid homo crowd needed a mainstream icon to use. So they created her persona, her bullshit story, and capitalized on her insecurity to make her marketable., cuz no one gets famous doing the shit she does, there’s too much red tape and executives that would never buy into her and invest in her.

Every move she made was run by a board of old Jewish men and despite claim to being creative and creating all this, there is a total science behind her and her hit songs.

Unfortunately, even if her credibility is destroyed…it’s not going to stop her or her idiot loser fans cuz people seem to want to believe and like to believe because maybe it gives them hope or an icon in their follower lives.

Seriously, you gotta trust me cuz every Gaga type freak I’ve met at parties over the years has been too drugged out to ever have fame no matter how talented they are at singing, song writing, fashion design…..it takes millions of dollars to make someone famous and no one would put millions of dollars into the freakshow that Gaga is now or claims to have always been…it’s all a fucking lie…just ask New York city club kids from the last 5 years and they will confirm that this bitch was just a nobody who didn’t even go to their parties…who wasn’t in the art or music scene…she just popped out of no where playin make belief….

Hollywood and Entertainment Industry is all fucking lies and bullshit….seriously…

Yes – I know I linked this 2 weeks ago – I am a drunk and forgetful

Here are some pictures of Gaga the other day before her concert looking like total shit…even for Gaga who always looks like shit. I hope this fame thing eats her up and spits her up cuz she is garbage…..

Pics via Fame

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Drunken Pig

All music is pre-fab cookie cutter crap these days and will continue to be as long as idiots are buying it !!…the thing that is “gaga” now, actually looks fuckable in this video!!
http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

(610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device”

(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else�s entertainment online.
Expletive:BMP

gaga is a loser but back then she looked like a horrible piece of filth, and that’s a good thing; it helps to keep my dream alive that if a bunch of runny cunny oozing pustules smegma trolls can achieve great things, then so can i.

don’t mind me though, gaga has a cunny and it i would fuck then deny, but only after she allowed me to fuck her again so i’ll always remember the gaga sensation.
Maxis

Bitch has nice legs, I’ll give her that.
Beejoo

Yeah? So, what? You’re acting like this is a big deal. So what if she has a manufacture persona? The record business has been doing that since, let’s see, FOREVER. And before that people have been making up histories to make the character they perform as more interesting. You may as well get mad at comedians for telling jokes in the first person (when obviously nothing about the joke ever actually happened to them).
LPB

I’m with Beejoo.

“Hollywood and Entertainment Industry is all fucking lies and bullshit�.seriously�”

Really? I mean, you say it like you just now learned that!
Death

Hey, who knows more about dance music, hip-hop and club culture than a Canadian?

A whiteboy pussy blogger Canadian who likes to crack wise about Latinos at that?

Too damn funny!

Granted, not as funny as the touching, pathetic sincere comments where Kid Jerkoff hopes to have a “career” in comedy, but still pretty fucking funny nonetheless.

You got to like, too, the way he rants about Jews and Mexicans, but is scared to ever mention French-Canadians or Muslims, two groups he confronts every day in Montreal and who would kick his ass. Nothing like a fucking little coward full of hate but too scared to tackle people around him.

Hmmmmm. Be interesting to see when the Superficial realizes, oh, it’s probably not to sponsor-friendly to link to this loser, but, God willing, he’ll kill himself first.

Come on, DS!

You know you want to do it!

Things aren’t working out . . . sure, you made a good funny with your fantasy of a magical “underground” where the real cool kid music is made, but it wasn’t intentional and, frankly, was it really enough? Do you really still dream of (got to love the touching sincerity and affection) career in comedy?

Alas, it’s not happening. And you’re not getting any younger. Or funnier, for that matter.

Nah, suicide is the answer you.

Come on. We wait with open arms, jerkoff.
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I am missing something? Which one is she in the video?
fdsdd

She actually put out an album when she still looked like that and no one was interested
sandie

She looked fine there, of course that simple look wasn’t going to take her anywhere.
jen

i have actually worked with her, she wasn’t manufactured by a record label, she manufactured herself.
The way she is now was all her idea, she hired Madona’s makeup artist, hair stylist and stylist and they helped her create the image she has now, and it worked because she is now a number 1 recording artist and she writes her own music so she is actually making a huge amount of money from it (most record manufactured artists don’t write and as a result don’t actually make that much money, it’s why they ‘support’ so many brands).

After working with her I developed a lot of respect for her; she decided she wanted to be famous, she put herself on a path to be famous, she is now famous.
I can respect a person who sets a goal and then achieves it.
Leila

I’m a pretty big Gaga fan (even went to NYU at the same time as her) — and I’m not a drugged out whatever you called her (you lost my attention when it de-evolved into a slew of insults) and I think what she is doing for fashion is as radical as the Gaultier conical bra of early Madonna years. She terrifies middle America, at least has a semblance of social awareness, and the gays love her (and what the gays love is good for America, says I).

Most importantly though, this video is from 2005. 2005. She was, what, 19? Then? What were you doing when you were 19? Going through a ‘hat phase?’ Writing for your liberal school’s newspaper? Fuck you, get an internship writing for Akon before you can legally drink, and then talk to me. Also, this is New York City (where I live), and if you DON’T do at least one shitty MTV show, you are basically no one, or you work in fashion (I happen to have both under my belt).

Lastly, I’d like to point out that she has succeeded. Absolutely. She has become a ‘topic of conversation,’ a boiling point, an instigator, whether you like it or not. We all got together and shook our heads in unison over Britney Spears, but Gaga? She incites loyalty, rage, fear, disgust. Now THAT is an icon.
Jason Romero

IF she were “manufactured” as you say, I highly doubt they would give her writing credits, because everyone knows the money in the music industry for artists comes from royalties from publishing, not from selling records.
Skippy

Did I miss something? What about this HIDDEN CAMERA show makes her a scam? It’s not like she was an actress paid to appear on this show (like the waitress) she was on a HIDDEN CAMERA show; dumbass hater!
Heather

She is awesome, plain and simple.
It is amazing that she went from that to this.
Those fucking NYC club kids you are talking about are rich, spoiled assholes who have the funds to do what they want, yet they sit there and their life dream is to “be cool”. Please… GMAFB

She is talented, and who cares if she is manufactured. She is entertaining & refreshing in this shit hole of Miley Cyrus, Spears & The Hills people…
She worked hard to get here. GOOD FOR HER!!!!

The only thing I’m hating on is it is not me up there!!!!!!! I’m just jealous!!!!!!
Rebecca

Um, what’s with the “Jewish” slur? I mean you can go after Lady Gaga without the ethnic stereotypes, no?
Signed,
A random Jew
fUCK SOCIALITES

What’s up with those finding “jewish slur” in this satirical article?

First off, he is stating an imaginary board composed of old jews. How is this statement bad in anyway. So what if those imaginary old jews had a successful career in the industry, HOW IS THAT DEROGATIVE???

Secondly, the ratio of religious fucks out there prove that a high percentage of the human race are capable of using completely irrational reasoning and logic to enforce make believe facts. So if I pray to the letter ‘E’ and someone says it’s the most used letter in the english alphabet, I’d be a fucking idiot to cry about stereotypes and whatnot.

You limit others with your beliefs, and you want to be free to believe unfounded and illogical matter, so in that logic, you want to be free to impose all possible limitations of your possible beliefs to others.
This applies to all *hint*.
Drew

I don’t know, man. Her songs are structured totally different than any pop songs out there. She’s like the Marilyn Manson of pop music. I’m not really a pop music guy but this fuckin’ Gaga is fuckin’ unstoppable.
fdsdd

I love how skippy thinks MTV shows are real and this was a hidden camera.
Perfect Article

I love whoever wrote this article and posted this video. Hugs for you! First of all, the minute I saw this bitch I thought to myself: Oh geez, what a total Dale Bozzio rip-off act, and thanks to the guy that rips off other articles on the web (Perez Hilton) he posted non-stop about her until I then decided to never visit Perez’s site again. Gaga was a rich kid who went to school with Paris Hilton, her family probably had some connections (Jewish music producers and/or money-hungry old men) and there she was.. famous for no reason at all except for the fact that she’s got a “team” behind her to promote her skinny ass until she’s old and starts modeling for St. John’s Bay. I don’t care if she writes her own effing music.. it’s crappy bubble gum pop music, nothing mind blowing or epic. There was a man, however.. yes, Marilyn Manson, who actually already did all of this but his music is far more artistic and obscure, with a few poppy rock hits to keep the record label happy, but since he was kicked off of Nothing records, he’s decided he is now able to “be himself” and record what he wants… so we will see what he can pull out since he has no strings attached.
Barthalamu

shes hot.I definetley liek the brunette.Id fuck her.Hard.
Rickayy

I saw her perform before her ultrastardom.. in SF, and thought she was fucking talented no wonder everyone loves this bitch she’s awesome. The gays love her (I love her!!). She won’t be going anywhere, anytime soon.
white nigger

I don’t care for jews one bit , thank you
Coral

What the whole of this troubled mess of varying opinions is missing is a simple fact: no one who allows themselves to be made over for $$ is a positive model at all. Money is the destroyer of good intentions and promotes social class differences and turmoil, war and hate. It was created to bind us to oppressive ways and by feeding into it even more we become shallow shells of who we really are. Honestly people, if you hate her don’t give her a dollar. If you love her tread lightly on your spending because Miss Gaga will never return the favor to you except wrapped in a shell of a former woman who probably meant no harm. If you need to take off your clothes and sing about sex to be noticed then your talent was lacking. Let the youth of tomorrow have a chance hollywood. Please?
Bob Smith

“this video is from 2005. 2005. She was, what, 19? ”

In 2005 she was around 33.
eldabolo

She aint awesome at all. Her music sucks big time, and videos are stupid. Her clothing is ugly same as her face, kudos for trying to hide it when she can.
If you like to lick her ass jen, because the ugly bitch made some bucks, why dont you do the same. Walk around in your undies and make hidious music and then call yourself an artist. It seems to work every time.
Expletive:BMP

fuck all of you wankers, fuck ‘ga the fuck ga’, i hate her fucking diatribe music and when she opens her runny ooozing cunny like mouth, i could give a ‘fuck all’, since the only reason i’m reading your useless fucking comments about this fucking cunny meat, is that ‘ga the fuck ga’ has a cunny, if she hadn’t a cunny and was one of pred’s whores, i would’ve posted once and never returned, but now i’m posting twice, fuck you lot for causing me to do that, and fuck ‘ga the fuck ga’ for being a worthless piece of shit i’d fuck in an instant if she allowed me to,

I’m supposed to say {EXPLETIVE} seeing as how this is sunday, but you fucking lot and your fucking stupid comments—my dick hasn’t gotten this hard all week, and i’m a fat disgusting fucker with a small pecker. Okay i’m kidding, my dick hasn’t worked in a while, and after seeing this fucking woman it’s still limp, any one has a bunny cunny shot of ga’s vajayjay?

and the only reason hayzeus doesn’t make fun of french canadians and muslims is because doing so could be likened to calling ga the fuck ga an artist.
Kyli

Her FANS=CRAZY Followers… Yes of course she was manufactured, manufactured to sell her annoying brainwashing music. It is so funny all these people who come out of the wood works claiming to have worked with her or know her..etc. etc. ,then go on defending her by saying she came out of nothing ,yet had money to pay Madonna’s stylist to work with her. You FANS who have written your point of view on here are delusional as they come. Easy to manipulate with any “achievement” story that comes your way, as long as it is wrapped up in some form of a “anti-hero” stereotype that GAGA represents! Open your eyes fools your just a bunch of slaves that bought into a machine that developed Shitney Spears & Miley Cyrus..even if you don’t want to beleive it or not. It show us who are in the “know” how easy it is to keep people ,so called fans ,manipulated by the media…sad sad world…start opening your eyes
anon

“Things aren�t working out . . . sure, you made a good funny with your fantasy of a magical �underground� where the real cool kid music is made, but it wasn�t intentional and, frankly, was it really enough?”

the magical underground actually does exist, and yes, she had nothing to do with it. but trust me, those who have been building that world are not stopping at gaga, the truth will surface, and the pop world will get even more interesting…

as far as her “myth”, she was sitting on 2 100k label advances in the LES (hasnt been edgy since the 90s) and taking cues from a pop producer to go electro and be sluttier.

i honestly feel like she hides behind her massive talent (and u cant deny the talent) …her need for fame was long desired, and daddy helped her every step of the way….i just have trouble with putting out music about fame whoring then trying to rationalize it as high art later. as a great teacher once told me, show dont tell….
chuck

Whoever writes this is such a sad case. His jealousy is eating him alive.