DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Good Times… » Blog Archive » Miranda Kerr in her Bikini Like It’s Her Job of the Day

Miranda Kerr is still getting paid to be on your dream vacation that you will never go on because any extra money you have you insist on putting into your piece of shit pick-up truck, or repairing your second hand real doll, or into a new more powerful computer to use for your role playing games that have replaced any hope for a social life you may have, or maybe it you’re an outgoing virgin loser, you’re spending your money on collector items like action figures, comic books and DVDs, or maybe just maybe you’re cool enough to spend you money on hard drugs, hard liquor and hard-faced women….and she’s doing it in a bikini…and she’s lookin’ pretty fucking okay according to me…but I’m probably not the best judge of these things since I raped a woman’s sock I found in the park….here are the pics…

Pics via Fame

This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 at 2:50 pm and is filed under Bikini, Miranda Kerr, Photoshoot. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Drunken Pig

As long as I have a face…she has a place to sit!!
The Russian

If that’s what you call an “ass”, then I might as well say an Asian has a black ‘dick’.
eldabolo

I dont get this obsession with this woman. she looks like a child, 16 years old or so. The more she is famous, the more I think majority of men are actually paedophiles. She has the face of a child and is skinny as hell.
18Titles&ThatsAFact

I have often thought that same thing eldabolo. How about the crazy notion of women having curves, you know something to grab onto. Most of the models/movie stars these days have the bodies of pre-pubescent boys. What’s wrong with you people….