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Jayde Nicole is the postergirl for the high school slut from a poor single home who doesn’t really want to become a stripper because she thinks it is beneath her but doesn’t mind getting naked because vagina has been her number one tool to get things she wants whether from teachers, rich older men in the small town they are from, bosses at the Walmart they work at, or drug dealing boyfriends who buy them all the fancy Ed Hardy they want, before realizing that Hollywood is where the real money is, so sticking in her shitty small town in Canada is a stupid strategy to get in a place where she can buy all the tacky shit she always wanted, at all the stores all the tacky Hollywood bitches she envied used to shop, so she takes some nude pics, sends them to Playboy and next thing you know, bitch is on MTV and shopping at Kitson instead of the shitty sex store in her hometown and the whole thing is like a fucking fairytale…a really boring fairytale that I wish ended in gangrape.

Here she is wearing a onsie like she was still that 8 year old in Canada too poor to get new pajamas that fit her…too poor to have a bed, forced to squeeze into a crib and play with old dirty rocks she found in the cemetary she lived next doo to..only a lot cheesier….

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Robert

Actually she comes from Port Perry, Ontario and it’s a nice little lakeside town outside of Toronto.
Expletive:BMP

^^^That’s not the fucking point Robert, that’s not the fucking point at all; she left a nice town in CANADA to go to fuck-all Hollywood. what was her reason: the fags, the crypts, the bloods, the crack heads, the addicts, the fucking snobs, the opportunistic murdering negros or latinos, ms13, the fucking cyanide filled smog, the eventual you’re all going to die a horrific death 9.8 earthquake, the std infected rapist aka managers/producers, the fucking inhumane fuck you treatment of fucking snobbish pricks undeserving of air, the church of we’re going to skull fuck you to ascension according to the xanadu way scientology, the epic rain season, the eventual tsunami of fuck death which will claim all people near oceanic water, the expensive homes and taxes for a fucking bit of real estate irrelavent to a cozy quiet town anywhere in Canada, Ohio or Virginia. The fucking candy mamas or candy papas ready to get any one regardless of sex hooked on dangerous shit so as to rectal rape them cunny/dick smoother them—only to leave them destitute and addicted to death, or last but not least the roaming sociopaths hell bent on cluster fucking a bit of cunny followed (unless they’re jeffrey dharma) and then make their remains vanish from the face of the earth?

Tell me Robert, what was her reason, couldn’t have been the fame, because as you know, she has a better chance of being cluster fucked by ted bundy then ever becoming famous in that fucking evil place.
Bob Smith

Who really cares? I don’t think anybody has heard of this girl except for this column.
Julez

This seriously made me laugh. Like belly laugh, laugh. She really gets on my nerves. She must give amazing head, because I can’t think of any other reason why Brody would be with her.
serafina

she has really nice legs
Robert

Re: Expletive:BMP

Whoa, you’re like…nuts. Just plain weird. “fags, crips……” That’s just so bizarre and rambling. You’re crazy, I’m out.
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded)

Ha ha ha ha gangrape….
Drunken Pig

Well worth some forced anal and quick desertion of the body…bitch looks like a Down Syndrome victim!!
Somebody’s mother

I have been looking for you monsieur connard! This is, by my count, your second mediocre attempt at using Jayde Nicole to undo the damage done by your caponizer. I would like to begin by offering kudos, for your astonishing ability to spew myopic crap, and have it masquerade as an illuminating gift wrapped in ribbons of insightfulness and perception. But for those of us who have completed our evolutionary journey, a pretty package filled with misogynistic merde, is still just run-of-the-mill, garden-variety manure! I do find it slightly amusing, that gynophobes such as yourself, use intelligent, beautiful women like Jayde Nicole to advertise their drivel. Funnier still, is the fact that you seem to think your readers may have missed the point of your disgustingly abusive and meaningless allegory. Unfortunately for you, to earn an appreciation of your opinions, you will need to extract your head from your unimaginative, uneducated, irrelevant, boorish ass and write something worthy (or at the very least, HAVE a point). You are neither humourous, insightful nor are you informed. What you are is an insignificant disgraceful excuse for someone who matters. And since hatred is a coward’s revenge for being intimidated, you are obviously in need of your mommy. PS. I am certain you don’t have the courage to print or respond to this comment, which is fine because battling wits with an unarmed man, is a bit of a bore. And finally, because you did provide me with a few minutes of entertainment, and because I’m not so coldhearted as to allow an animal to suffer, the reason that Jayde Nicole left our quiet little lakeside town for fuck-all hollywood – that fucking evil place, is…. drumroll please… Well, I can tell you it wasn’t for the the fame, the 9.8 earthquakes, or louis vuitton (Ed Hardy-really??). It’s simple really, Jayde doesn’t like the cold, never has, she prefers the warm sun, always has. I sincerely hope this provides you, monsieur connard, with a happy ending to your drama-filled, juvenile, fucking boring fairytale.
Expletive:BMP

^^^^^well i love the cold, and the bahamas sucks balls, care to hook me up son?

but why hollywood, i fucking hate hollywood, though no one speaks english in florida, i’d so go there, but hollywood; ewwww
Somebody’s mother

Are you kidding me? Is that all you got??? That is hilarious! Perhaps I should have slummed it down a little for you, or perhaps, someone else is penning this disgusting crap, and you are simply providing these kindergarten level, monosyllabic responses. I know, it was the battling wits with an unarmed man comment that got to you. You’re not really a man at all, you are a frustrated teenage boy, no a neanderthal, no, I got it, you’re a eunuch; ewwwww
Expletive:BMP

somebody’s mother

you’re the second person to call me a teenage boy, so what if i am a teenage boy, so fucking what, what is wrong with being a teen aged boy, had you known the truth, you’d shit bricks, but fuck if 14 year old teenage boys gets you off son, then so be it, i’m that, now, make like proper a victorian socialist and help me move to canada. So what will it be son, you’ll actually help me, or you’ll hold the fact that i may be a 14 year old boy against me. Now if you think i’m an eunuch, well that’s fine too, if you get off but fucking little eunuchy boys, then so be it; we’re all sick fucks in our own way i guess.

but what the fuck are you babbling about, i’m confused, and i feel awful, and i’m all out of vodka, and i’m feeling pain, and i’m somewhat confused, and i’m broke without enough money to pay a lot of creditors who wants to butt fuck me for a buck, and i’m really confused, what?
Bob Smith

“intelligent, beautiful women like Jayde Nicole”

LOL

The bar is very low in your world.
Too much

Something’s Mutha,

Nobody, I mean nobody, moves to Hollywood for the weather.