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I don’t know who Maggie Rizer is, but can only assume she’s Paul Riser’s wife or daughter but thank god she wore this dress because it distracted me from her Husky face. Seriously, she’s got no eyes, no lips and a snout like she was designed to be the beast in a horror movie everyone is running the fuck away from, but at least she’s got tits, cuz sometimes tits is enough to make us forget just how fucking vile a cunt is….hopefully inspiring more ugly bitches with decent bodies to dress like this to make our shitty lives more interesting…

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Drunken Pig

WOOF…GRRRRrrrrrrr…WOOF!!
Expletive:BMP

i don’t know who she is, but as long as she has a cunt, and boobs, she’s aces.
Amber_Taylor

She’s actually one of the top runway models working today & I really don’t know how because, aside from being tall, she’s not the least bit attractive.

She’s not even “edgy-ugly” like a lot of runway/high fashion models are, she’s just plain-Jane homely.
& judging by these pics, she’s also pasty & doughy to boot.
Bob Smith

Amber nails it.

Although it’s fair to say she doesn’t look bad for a 45 year old woman. But those women wouldn’t wear that outfit out of modesty.
k

She was a big model 10 years ago. Ultra lean & tomboyish. Cute in a kate moss way. Hard to believe this is her now..