This just in….Lily Allen’s legs are still fucking disgusting…but some of you still think she’s hot and want to lick her from ankle to unkempt hipster fat lazy chick bush…..because you are a fucking loser with low standards and so am I, but the difference between you and me is that I know when I am fucking shit, where as you’re just happy to be fucking.

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If you’re wondering why homosexual Russell Brand is engaged to Katy Perry, its cuz her awkward lower body looks like a dude…but I think the real issue is the fact that you are wondering why Russell Brand is engaged to Katy Perry. I hate her body, I hate her music, I pretty much hate her and I don’t really understand why she is wearing what she is wearing, the athletic look for her is just another one of her lies, because she can’t face that whatever she’s managed to squeeze into these is pants is fucking sloppy…but we can. Seriously, her body reminds me of when I worked for a butcher packing sausages (no homo), and she’s not even naked….so whatever happens when those pants do come off is pretty much a fucking nightmare that I guess Russell Brand is chanelling and inspire him to write a new bullshit story about when he was in Vietnam burried under 4 dead bodies in the head for 3 weeks which will be as believable as his story as a drug addict who turned his life around lie.

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Phoebe Price is a beast….Look at her showing us her wild side in animal print while showing off her tits because she’s got nothing better to do with herself…it’s amazing what having no job but enough money to support your life in hollywood can do to a aging, half retarded woman…wathcing her in action just makes me want to sip southern comfort off her pussy under the willow tree down at her daddy’s plantation where I am a prized slave….I guess she brings out the inner animal in everyone when she takes the fucking lead..

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I don’t think I am allowed to called Rebecca Gayheart a muderer because she got off from running over the kid who wouldn’t have died if she hadn’t run him over, becuase being from Hollywood means good lawyers, and good lawyers make shit the kids fault for jaywalking, when every other car didn’t run the kid over because the drivers weren’t in a rush to their bullshit appointments that clearly never helped her career because she’s all self righteous, self absorbed, life she things is so important…..

So I like to check in with her pregnancy every once in a while to see if Karma’s got his revenge yet, or if he’s going to wait until the kid is older and she’s more attached to it….I guess we’ll wait and see….

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I know Stella MacCartney’s not actually hot or worth fucking unless you are a Beatles fan, or whoever knocked her up and had a kid with her, who I can only assume is a Beatles fan, but she is a fashion designer and as a fashion designer, you’d think she’d be able to put on something that makes her ass worth eating out, but instead it looks like something that got freshly run the fuck over, which may be hot to some of you, who have a fantasy of accidentally running over a hot young girl and fucking her while she is still warm and before calling an ambulance, but it’s not really my thing….but then again, I’m not a Beatles fan….or a necrophiliac.

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I think posting these pictures of Taylor Momsen’s hard nipples in her short skirt are ok, because she’s smoking cigarettes and everyone knows that you can only buy cigarettes if you are 18 years old, and there’s no way any of her producers, co-stars, or executives behind her show would give her cigarettes because that would be illegal. So I can only assume they marketed her as a 16 year old to make their show more believable, but really bitch is 18, cuz I know 16 year old and they hardly ever have nipples this hard, it’s not in line with the natural flow of puberty.

That said, here are Taylor Momsen’s hard nipples pretending they are 16 while smoking some cigarettes on set dressed like a whore….

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Flavio Briatore is some billionaire and Elisabetta Gregoraci is his trophy wife who he’s kncoked up which I assume was her idea because old rich dudes dating hot young pussy always ends in pregnancy, that’s all part of the gold digger strategy, it gives them security while giving them the baby their uterus is telling them to have….making his grown up kids jealous and angry because they see their inheritance disappearing day closer they get to the delivery date, because they’ve been anxiously awaiting his death with every pound he’s gained, every shade of grey his skin has turned the last decade, before this cunt and her loose hips ruined their plans….

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The nice thing about Audrina Patridge is knowing that The Hills will be coming to an end very fucking soon. I have been anxiously waiting for this to happen for a long fucking time and it will be nice to see the cast go their seperate ways. Audrina to the stripclub/porn set where her and her fake tits were always destined to be, before being sidetracked with this MTV bullshit but a more interesting result of the end of The Hills will be Heidi and Spencer’s double suicide….I just wish their demise was a little more perverted, seriously, Audrina looks like she’s on her way to clean her house, which may be hot for some, but I prefer to keep things dirty.

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Rampage is some online clothing company who was smart enough to hire Bar Refaeli to do a photoshoot with them because before yesterday, I have a feeling, that no one ever heard of Rampage before. If I knew that all it took to become an international success and name that people know and trust was to hire a bitch for 20,000 dollars for a day, I would have started saving 5 years ago, because there is no way I don’t steal less than 20,000 dollars from my wife for the other Bar…you know the drinking kind, when I coulda been stagin photoshoots with hot pussy who wont fuck me but will be nice to me fot my money and let me piggy back on their name, instead of on their hot model asses, but with fame and fortune comes a hell of a lot more pussy that makes Bar Refaeli pussy obsolete but luckily I’m not an opportunist, marketing person or ambitious, instead I’ll stick to hard drinkin.

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The one thing that you’ll like about Brooke Burns, I mean other than the fact that she has a pussy and pussy is all you really care about because you rarely get to touch one, is the fact that she’s half robot, and as a virin loser comic book fan of Kevin Smith, a feature your dream girl has had since you were an action figure collecting 24 year old because she broke her neck swimming and has a neck made out of titanium which surprisingly appeals to me, not because I like robot women or sci fi like you, but I do like the crippled ones with serious injuries, who can predict the rain based on how much range of motion her neck has when sucking dick to the top, something that I guess she’s had limited capabilities to do because she’s pretty much a nobody now….

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Kate Moss has this thing going for her that I can only really explain as model genes, because no matter how many cocks she’s swallowed in her big fat pussy, no matter how many herpes outbreaks she’s had that have gone untreated only to scab and scar her pussy up, no matter how many other STDs she’s had along the way thanks to fucking the dirtiest needle sharing rockstars, no matter how many genital warts have gone undetected due to neglect that have turned into pre-cancerous cells and no matter how many showers she’s skipped in a row making her pussy smell like a sewage pipe…she’s still Kate Moss and she’s still fucking hot….

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I just woke up – It’s got something to do with drinking until 7 in the morning and not really worrying about my website that steals my fucking soul…So watch this to distract yourself while I slowly crawl out of the death that I’m feeling….

It’s Necro’s new video. I’ve been listening to Necro since the late 90s. So make this guy the next Drake, because he’s blacker and harder than Drake will every be. Before he took speech lessons on how to sound black, because before he met Lil Wayne the only black dude he met was when he’d cross the street to avoid them…clenching his purse and shit like the white Jewish woman he is….at least Necro touches on the real issues in life.

My friend has a yeast infection in his mouth because he is HIV positive. I suggest you don’t tongue kiss him if you run into him…just a heads up. I decided to take a break from Twitter because it’s gone mainstream and I’m staying underground…but really my presence on Twitter was far from mainstream…so I guess I still was underground…not that I don’t want to go mainstream…but I do wish I hadn’t programmed myself to think in 130 characters or less – it’s fucking me up in bars when I’m trying to communicate with willing old drunk lady pussy…which is where I”m heading now but before I go I’d apologize for writing useless shit about myself because it’s boring and I hate when people say that shit so here are my stepLINKS…..