It turns out that not only is Ashley Tisdale still ugly, but she also has a big vagina. Sure I’ve never seen her really tall dude’s cock before, but based on logic, shit would look pretty fucking small if it was anything under 12 inches long, and that means Ashley Tisdale’s little frame takes it all in her like it aint a fuckin’ thing….meaning your sexual fantasies about her should end right now, cuz her pussy will be about as snug on your dick as her ugly jean shorts are on ugly legs…and the real issue in all this is that bitch is a victim of positive re-inforcement. This dude tells her how hot she is and how great she is because she knows it isn’t true but likes hearing it and he know she’s insecure and can offer her the real good life. Her parents do the same for the same reasons, making her live in this little bubble I wish someone close to her would pop, so that she deals with the fact that she’s ugly, useless and not talented by self medicating like she was Lohan…or the stripper my friend recently hired to fuck for 100 dollars.

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